Gabby Vice

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[Gabby Vice @gabbyvice]

Bob’s Burgers is a testament to the idea that most Americans that want to live in walkable / mixed-use cities don’t realize they just want to live in New Jersey.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

It is a moral failure of our country that we changed the rules to create a trillionaire while doing nothing about the 771,000 homeless and over 18 million who do not have enough to eat.

[Gabby Vice @gabbyvice]

@itsrosesm Many states already ban folks with drug convictions from accessing SNAP benefits post-incarceration. That’s why Congress needs to pass the RESTORE Act but with this Congress, it’ll never happen.

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

Underrated things about NJ -

1) NJ is deeply, deeply unpretentious. It filters out pinkies up people better than anywhere else in the country.

2) NJ is hilarious. My least funny friend in high school is top 1% funny any other place in the country.

3) Food in NJ is amazing. Especially in the suburbs. Strip mall meals in NJ mog just about any other suburban cuisine in the country.

[Gabby Vice @gabbyvice]

This man thought he generated some good will by giving My Chemical Romance the key to the city but we DID NOT FORGET.

GOODBYE 👋

[Taniel @Taniel]

The mayor of Belleville, in NJ's Essex County, is an independent leading a blue city who endorsed the GOP candidate for governor last fall. He was endorsed this spring by both the local Dem & GOP parties.

Today, he lost reelection to a 24-year old progressive councilmember.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i am aesthetically pro new jersey

[Gabby Vice @gabbyvice]

Not a single reference to Dogs Playing Poker at the Met Gala we used to be a country

[The Bratt Pack @TheBrattPack63]

Places Europeans should visit when they’re in New Jersey for the World Cup:

Penn Station in Newark
The Atlantic City boardwalk
Route 287 at 5 PM
West Trenton
The Pine Barrens
Mountain Creek Waterpark
Day trip to Cape May

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

new jersey has a record high population

[Gabby Vice @gabbyvice]

@imposteraur Every few months I look down and think “I gotta get that covered up” I’ve been doing this for 12 years.

[Danny Miller @DanielMillerEsq]

When I hear my fellow citizens say that our democracy has died or that there’s no point in continuing the fight, I’d ask them to consider that the people of Hungary never gave up hope. Even after 15 years of authoritarianism. Thinking of the people of Hungary today.

[Gabby Vice @gabbyvice]

@offbeatorbit Well that’s the problem right — a lot of these parents don’t have lives. Probably for a reason. So they’ve become so preoccupied with their child’s life that they can’t handle not being included and they delusionally convince themselves it’s about “safety”.

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

I’m so glad I grew up on This Land Is My Land, This Land Is Your Land grade school globalism. I see how terrifying the world is for people who are incapable of compassion and I just feel so lucky I was surrounded by so much diversity

[Mia @rozanovgalaxy]

He got called cheater and homewrecker, people openly sexualized him, made fun of his sex life, harassed his sister and friends, and said disgusting things about him pushing him so far that he had to archive everything personal and turn his ig into a strictly professional account

[ryland grace 🇲🇽 @NJDEATHWISH]

im not from america im from new jersey

[Gabby Vice @gabbyvice]

let’s go zamboni

[Gabby Vice @gabbyvice]

What is your room number?

LOVE my Heated Rivalry tattoo 😭

[🏆🏒 📚✨ @Zoe_grace95]

“Green Day went woke” I knew Green Day was political in like 4th grade.. y’all are just stupid

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Somebody LITERALLY said “well Green Day will be performing too to kind of even it out.”

I HOLLERED. Cause if there’s one band that says “fuck the American capitalist agenda” it is fucking Green Day 😂

[Gabby Vice @gabbyvice]

Took them a year and a half to come up with this mediocre bullshit lmao

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