Kris Jenner made Tristan Thompson put $10million in a trust fund for the baby & sign a contract saying he would deposit an additional $10million into the account every time he's caught cheating from now on LMAOOOO... once again, the devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder.
Romaine lettuce isn’t being sold because it’s causing E. coli and I can’t say I’m surprised salad is out to get us. All I’m saying is a bagel would never pull this shit
For lunch all next week we will have a Build Your Own Grilled Cheese. You choose one bread, cheese, veggie. Meats and additional toppings are available for various upcharges. Will be available Mon - Fri from 11:30am - 4pm. Bless up.
Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.
My town had a really bad storm 2 days ago& my neighbor lost the roof of his house& the poor guy doesn’t have insurance. I’ve decided to start a gofundme to raise $ so I can go to Hawaii for a few weeks cuz he’s about to start doing construction& I hate being around all that noise