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[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

I was taking a shit and my Apple Watch asked if I was beginning a work out. So I want to thank @Apple for recognizing the full effort I put into everything I do

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

Just saw the greys anatomy season 20 trailer. I think I might give it a watch this year. I’ll now be logging off Twitter again for my two year hiatus.

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

Sometimes you’ve just gotta go against the Grain and get a taco

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

Just had a sandwich with multigrain bread and still feel like a piece of shit

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

Will someone pick me up at arbys. I got off my van Galder bus and they left without me

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

This is my first time using Twitter since this day #facebookdown

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

POV: you open your phone with the intention of going on an app but then open Facebook not thinking and then are like “why am I on Facebook” but can’t remember what you went on your phone for so you just look at posts from your parents friends and friends parents

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

POV: you open your phone with the intention of going on an app but then open Facebook not thinking and then are like “why am I on Facebook” but can’t remember what you went on your phone for so you just look at posts from your parents friends and friends parents

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

!!!!!

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

I was sitting in an Uber today by myself and yelled “cows” to the driver when we passed a field of cows

...I can never get in a vehicle outside of the Midwest or with anyone above the age of 11

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

Thankful this topic was dropped because I still don’t know what it means

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

Tbt to net neutrality

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

Tbt to net neutrality

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

Mask 🤝 Other Thing
Being Up

[NBC10 Philadelphia @NBCPhiladelphia]

Well, this is a bit awkward. COVID-19 may cause long-term erectile dysfunction in men. Yet another reason to heed public health advice as the coronavirus continues to spread. https://t.co/rFiNEUbpGy

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

@CAROLINE_NBC15 @JamiePerezTV @SaraMDNews Do you have any advice for a journalism student in Madison trying to break into the career field? #j202

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

@UWMadison

[callie @caIIiesmith]

libby fern IS hopkins spirit

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

I want to propose we start referring to these murder hornets as tracker jackers starting immediately

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

What about wii fit

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

If I start a MyCareer on 2k when will zoom give me my student athlete scholarship

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

If I start a MyCareer on 2k when will zoom give me my student athlete scholarship

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

I don't wash my hands but I know I'm safe from COVID19 cus I've been practicing social distancing since 6th grade just for this moment

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

iPhones in 2030

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

Kindergarten teachers

🤝teaching me how to cough into my elbow

University of Wisconsin’s email informing us of Coronavirus