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NJ | Carolina

[gabe 🇺🇸🇧🇬🇮🇹 @gabehoffman37]

you ever get so broke that the bank starts charging you money for not having enough money

[NFL @NFL]

Brian Daboll really made a 6 7 joke during his press conference 😭

(via @Giants)

[Gary Phillips @GaryHPhillips]

Aaron Boone said Aaron Judge's back was bugging him today.

He homered twice. #Yankees

[byte @bloodbytez]

me watching the CIA pull up an ai generated video of me committing a crime that they made

[Geraldo Rivera @GeraldoRivera]

ICE is failing to meet its 3,000 Deportations a Day goal because there are not enough criminal migrants at large. So-to satisfy their quota-ICE will round up tax-paying, law-abiding, long-time residents. They are our neighbors, and deserve better than this preemptory deportation.

[gabe 🇺🇸🇧🇬🇮🇹 @gabehoffman37]

@SecretaryBurgum Nice cartoon retard

[KD @elitelife_kd]

Timeless

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Everyone’s definition of “saving a country“ is different. Anybody could use this thinking to break the law in anyway they choose. No you are not king. No you are not a dictator. This is America. This is not Russia or Saudi Arabia or the Roman Empire. We have laws and you are NOT above them?

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Walz's advisors: We need you to stop calling them "weird"

Walz: I'm gonna call them dipshits

[Saquon Barkley @saquon]

Ya gonna hate on it… but idc!!! He’s LIKE THAT!! 😤😤😤

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Americans shouldn’t have to download Peacock to watch an NFL game on a Friday night.

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

The crown jewel of New Jersey

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

If the Democrats stick with Joe Biden, they will regret it. He will lose.

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

i live that magazine covers are now like those weird paintings in Harry Potter

[🗽🍻💍 @Light_2610]

No he didn't lmfao