gabrielle

life is a jar, fill it with rocks

[gabrielle @gabmoore17]

nothing compares to you

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

polio vaccine gotta be one of the most useless inventions ever. i never even heard of someone getting polio

[gabrielle @gabmoore17]

@LANDZIEMILES yes linz

[Mr. D-Gotti 🥱 @lifeoflatre_]

This is where I met some of the funniest people in my life 😂 hope they’re doing good

[gabrielle @gabmoore17]

paul blart NEVER would have let this happen

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

If we go on a date we’re getting appetizers bc that’s what my hors d’serve

[Luciano @Cali_76]

People who peaked in high school when they found out they can’t go to their hometown bar on Thanksgiving Eve.

[gabrielle @gabmoore17]

turns out some people don’t hate their hometowns bc they aren’t full of racist, homophobic white people. could NOT be me

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

On the one hand, you’ve got Joe Biden, a former senator and vice president who has lived his life of public service with dignity and humility. On the other, you’ve got Donald Trump, a bankrupt racist who ran a fake university. So it’s tough.

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

At this point, “I can’t vote for Biden” is the left’s version of “I will not wear a mask.” It’s a personal choice that could disproportionately hurt the most marginalized people among us, but at least yer doing your thaaang!

[Not A Boy @alexremniqe]

WAP stands for

W ear
A mask
P lease

[hayden james @hivings75]

i’ve found the one i want to annoy for the rest of my life

[gabrielle @gabmoore17]

he said I was the sweetest thing he’s ever tasted. called me honey ever since

[gabrielle @gabmoore17]

you should not go into healthcare if you are not willing to treat people. period. end of conversation. nothing else matters