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[#1 maduro fan @2bchriz]

Called two different tow companies for an estimate and the same lady picked up both times

[💟 @gabrielaswt24]

fmllllll

[💟 @gabrielaswt24]

same lips red, same eyes blue

[brandon* @brndxix]

every zohran mamdani headline

[Purrs 🏴 @NewPerspectives]

your government just said you don't have a right to clean water, clean water is only for those who can afford it

[FactPost @factpostnews]

An emergency recall has been issued for 30,000 pounds of beef recently imported by the Trump administration.

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

My buffoonish ass: “oh goodie, I found a quarter on the ground. Yippee”

The US surveillance state: https://t.co/Svnt3j25Fh

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

A lot of you on this app are her btw

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

When I’m angry and I hear someone say “she’s always like that”

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

We're at the point where even the celebrity gossip site TMZ isn't ignoring what's happening with Trump

[k @ysljennii]

Me after saying I have to lock in

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

I’m about to be the first passenger on a flight to get a DUI

[val @moneygomillion]

offered to pay for taco bell and everybody’s ordering 5 items off the menu instead of getting a luxe box

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

lol it only costs $6 to buy ur girl a marg at Chili’s

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Y’all are not prepared for what’s coming

[💟 @gabrielaswt24]

fmllllll

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

My actually trad take is that you are not obligated to stay with anyone you’re not married to, especially if you’re a woman. Otherwise what is marriage? Half a decade together and no ring? That’s on him!