Gab

Salty City, Utah, USA 🏔

[Gab @gabriellemgn]

@Hermit_Thrush PEMDAS for life

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Get in loser, we’re going to Canyonlands to find that guy’s arm.

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Why do you, as an airport, have bathroom stalls without hooks?

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I have never booked a consultation I thought went well and I’ve never-not booked a consultation I thought went horribly.

[Gab @gabriellemgn]

My husband took my car for an oil change today and now I’m a conservative AMA

[Gab @gabriellemgn]

Is this anything more humiliating than the “On my way!” iPhone correction? NO

[Gab @gabriellemgn]

I am not the same person I was when I set my car volume that high

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@TimKalpakis Like we said, we want the baby to have brown hair…

[Gab @gabriellemgn]

Transformed the house from autumn to winter on Thanksgiving 💁🏻‍♀️ I can’t stop slaying

[Gab @gabriellemgn]

Today can suck on me.

Hard.

[Gab @gabriellemgn]

@saulnipolz Frank Green 🥰

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*reward*

[kittencunt @catitudemeow]

please keep her in your thoughts & pray for her return :,)🙏🏼

[Gab @gabriellemgn]

@RideUTA Time for a free-fare Tuesday to mark the occasion!

[Gab @gabriellemgn]

Stockholm 😭❤️🥰

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Eating an apple in public is a depraved thing to do. No one wants to hear that.

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Starting to think that if a European smiles back at someone, they’ll explode.

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If you get ID’d in Europe, it means they think you may not be OVER 18 😍

[Gab @gabriellemgn]

@catitudemeow Invite?????

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The way my hairdresser is def gonna notice that I got two bang-trims in 8 weeks…. Gonna ghost her

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@Charles_Leclerc