danielle.

fashion. feminism. frills. small biz owner.

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

My October Aesthetic

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

@bby_barnes59 I’ll get you so many opportunities in Florida

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

Wilma Flintstone was the first woman to give birth on television. Off screen of course but Pebbles was born, bitch.

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

Being a self proclaimed pop culture historian in their 30s with no kids includes watching a four hour deep dive on Hanna Barbara cartoons on YouTube.

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

As a poor kid, nothing was worse than going to eat with a friend’s family. If ya know, ya know.

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

My husband just said said Sword in the Stone is Cinderella for boys

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

So excited to be in the mountains tomorrow. Yes, I’m in a better space than my last tweets. Lol. Xoxo, Trash Girl

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

AKA: I think I’ll finally seek therapy

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

I think it’s time for me to start tweeting in a *safe* place again. On the real, for the past year, I’ve turned 30, I got a part time job that I hate to love with a terrible and wonderful 60 year old woman, I’ve gained and lost 15lbs.

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

The fact that they can come into my life at such a prominent time is bullshit. The fact that I can’t control it is bullshit. The fact that it’s making me digress and progress is bullshit. The fact that I can’t focus on my happy is bullshit.

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

@m00nl4dy I should have to pay for this

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What is going on in this here app world today. I have returned to look upon you achievements, jokes, and disappointments. If you are my friend, I miss you so please reply with pictures or fun factoid.

[Edith Puthie @malmxguinness]

having a Tony Soprano girl summer where i fight everyone and go to therapy

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

Today I was called “Madam” by the 19 year old kids who shop at the vintage store I work in and it’s like, yes I’m turning 30 this year.

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

AM I OLD AND PRUDE?! I looked at this bitch and said “If we were at the bar and you were acting like this, we would have a problem”

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

I was officially called a Karen today for the first time. All because I told a 20 year old not to brag about going and getting blasted on tequila, which ends in fights.

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

Like it was a business like setting and I said “stop that girl I don’t want to hear, i could go to prison!” OBVIOUSLY A JOKE! and she stone faced said “you should” like bitch my momma taught me how to fight because she went to prison, I’m not the one

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

I’m just your basic Tonya Harding of drag.

[danielle. @gabsmodernlife]

@seynique My manifestation meeting an equally positive manifestation