Gaby Rutkowski

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

The entire point of life is learning a bunch of weird stuff and being super flirty

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

Imagine being mid crowd at an ihatemodels pop up rave at an abandoned mall in nyc and a random guy comes up to you and asks what you do for a living true story

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

This 9 year old sitting next to me on the plane just asked if I’m going to see anyma at the sphere, his parents raised him right

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

Yea sex is great but have you ever had the nail lady use the cheese grater thing on your feet?

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

Uh oh I just tested positive for ineedarave

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

If your song has the word “freak” in it I automatically fw with it n will unconsciously shake my ass

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

Sometimes I just sit in the car n listen to music idk feels right

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

Being hungover at your parents house is elite

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

Sexual feeling by marvin gaye kygo remix can heal a nation

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

Oh you don’t like bass house then you probably have small feet

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

Not me getting goosebumps when superman makes out with some chick in the new trailer

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

Petition to get @haylasings on tiny desk

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

Sabrina Carpenter is so hot she looks AI

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

At home for the holidays I start my mornings by educating my family with youtube videos of vital DJ sets at volume 100 whether they like it or not

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

I’m down for bird flu if flights get cheaper

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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has confirmed the first case of severe bird flu in the United States. https://t.co/tXW2t6ZVEp

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

The sexual tension between me and any guy in a backwards hat at the airport

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

There’s nothing worse than when you’re scrolling through IG and come across a club account posting a picture of you faded

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

What’s the most random snack you’ve ever gotten at the airport

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

The polo bar's fried cheese stuffed olives made me feel things I never thought I could feel before

[Gaby Rutkowski @gaby_rutkowski]

Told Jillian to throw her bra at the saxophone player