stanley mjomba

Water engineer 🧑‍🔧. Chelsea die hard fan 💙. Gaffuller 📌

[KIM MISO🐻‍❄️ @KIMMISOv5]

Ukitoka kunyora upate mzinga ingine kwa meza

[KIUNJURI @Alexiirander]

Back in the days when kinyozi ilikuwa 10 bob.

[𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐞🍒 @_Cate_2]

“Bro uskii mom anaclean room yako”😹

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

Pale USIU ukisema pedi instead of unlicensed freelance pharmacist.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Afande niko hapa nje niingie kwa kikombe gani? 🤔😂😂😂

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Wamama wote wa Labour waone Atwoli.

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

"Nimeskia mkisema sy-philis, kama si yeye ni nani?"

[𝐁𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 ✯ @Triple_x___]

Ukirudi kejani saa tisa usiku then mzae akumulike na tochi

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Hao watoto wakona mashilingi wanyanganywe zote"

[Maturi @timothymaturi_]

Na sitawafunza kila kitu

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

“Nimeskia ukisema hakuna tablets, huwa mnatumia samsung ama itel?”

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

" Nimeskia Wamama ndio wanadeliver huku, kwani hamutumii Glovo?"

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

"Department ya Radiology nataka tulete Gidi na Ghost "

[MATOJA @sosteene]

"Geuka ni kama unanionyesha jezi number,,hiyo tu I'm just a boy"

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

"Nimeskia mkisema budget ya X-ray ni expensive mbona tusiite Mejja basi"

[Debbie 💙 @DebsSZN]

Cunha and Mbeumo next season when they hear Champions League anthem for the first time. 😂😂

[Maturi @timothymaturi_]

"Ati oxygen imeisha? Fungueni madirisha."

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

"Wagonjwa wa sukari walambishwe chumvi"

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Me chilling with little kids on family gatherings to avoid adult conversations

[Gadisi @amgadisi]

Hiyo pancreatic juice tunakunywa saa ngapi?