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[gail McWhorter @gail11966574]

@BUKnightsFH Thanks for recognizing Bre. Swords up!!

[Susan Donovan @bellarmineprez]

“You do not need to know precisely what is happening, or exactly where it is all going. What you need is to recognize the possibilities and the challenges offered by the present moment, and to embrace them with courage, faith and hope.” - Thomas Merton
#TeamKentucky

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Having some states shelter in place while others are still free to roam is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Rand Paul - a doctor - going to the Senate gym while awaiting results of a COVID test is about 1000 times more irresponsible than the very irresponsible spring breakers everyone is dunking on

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ned. He’ll be conducting your check-pup today. Please don’t giggle when you see him. He’s $232,000 in debt from medical school and would appreciate some respect. 13/10

[Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR]

My 8 year old daughter just yelled “Oh no the toilet is smoking!!” My wife and I ran to the bathroom to find this. It’s just day 4 of home school.

[Andy Kent @AndyCKent]

Day 1 of homeschooling #schoolclosuresuk

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

QUARANTINE DIARY

Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Republican are talking about bailing out the airlines and oil companies. How about a bail-out for middle-class and poor folks who can’t pay their medical bills? 🥺

[♻️🇺🇸 Christopher Zullo @ChrisJZullo]

@realDonaldTrump Mitch McConnell used nuclear option to tamper with Supreme Court, budget trick to ram through 1% tax cut and has ignored 400 bills House Democrats passed. He’s up for re-election. If everyone who read this chipped in $5 we’d flip Kentucky ➡️ https://t.co/cW0t99ZRtV

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

There’s a parallel universe where people age non-linearly, and every day you have no idea how old you’ll wake up. So sometimes you’d have to call into work like, “Sorry, can’t make it in today, I’m 7.”

[Fury Pesto 🐀 @RocketRankoon]

Welcome to Twitter if you are not already following a mom who drinks wine one will be assigned to you

[Andrea Mitchell @mitchellreports]

State dept colleagues are dismayed, outraged by @SecPompeo decision to kick esteemed @NPR veteran diplomatic correspondent @MicheleKelemen off his plane for this week's trip to Ukraine in apparent retaliation for her colleague standing up to bullying. #FirstAmendment

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

the idea that my tweets would make even one person's day a little easier or make them smile during a rough time pisses me off so bad

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

I wonder if it’s because he’s a young black crazy athletic talented QB... put some respect on this man name and quit playing.... as long as action Jackson at QB the ravens are contenders

[Jordan 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝘆 @jojomartian]

*opening gifts*
me: :D

my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝

my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—

[The Dad @thedad]

A great New Year’s Resolution is to live in the moment. Not all the moments, just the exactly one moment where everyone was happy and not begging for a snack/fighting/crying. Yeah, stay in that one forever.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

.@GretaThunberg, don’t let anyone dim your light. Like the girls I’ve met in Vietnam and all over the world, you have so much to offer us all. Ignore the doubters and know that millions of people are cheering you on.

[waitwait @waitwait]

The holidays are fast approaching, so, to make your life easier, we've whipped up these gift tags so you can let your loved ones know the real reason for the season: BIll Kurtis.