Gail Lavorgna

do you ever lay awake in bed because you just realized that you didn't see a single dog that day?

[Gail Lavorgna @gailforcewind8]

Sorry for the hundreds of emails sent from my account today giving 24 hour notices, saying "my mummy", or "boy". Most weren't from me 🤷‍♀️

[Gail Lavorgna @gailforcewind8]

Every time I peel a clementine I question whether I'm right or left handed 🤔

[Gail Lavorgna @gailforcewind8]

Who run the world? #squirrels 😑 https://t.co/g8As26iw7l

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Great move on delay (by V. Putin) - I always knew he was very smart!

[Gail Lavorgna @gailforcewind8]

Still eating Thanksgiving leftovers so bring it on Monday

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"To all the women...who put their faith in this campaign and in me...nothing has made me prouder than to be your champion." —Hillary

[Respectfully Justin @JustinLaboy]

This election is a real shot at women. You can be more qualified, better educated, have more impressive resume and still not get the job

[Gail Lavorgna @gailforcewind8]

$150 uber charge OOPS

[Gail Lavorgna @gailforcewind8]

A corgi I follow on Instagram died and I think I need to take a personal day 😩

[Gail Lavorgna @gailforcewind8]

@drhannah14 I've gotta know. Who is he talking about? Better be you

[Gail Lavorgna @gailforcewind8]

Lol at grocery shopping on Sunday in the most densely populated city in the US #badthingshappentogoodpeople

[Dan Williams @madhatterofoz]

Overheard at the @UNEWomensRugby game...
"Why do they throw the ball like that?"
"That's called a line out"
"Well it's stupid."
#rugbynoob

[Gail Lavorgna @gailforcewind8]

*goes to the gym*
*watches food network on the treadmill*
*grilled cheese commercial plays in locker room*
#onetrackmind

[Gail Lavorgna @gailforcewind8]

bad driver ≠ bad person

But sometimes it does

[Gail Lavorgna @gailforcewind8]

•fridge broke 1 week ago
•$100 in parking tickets
•sinus infection

mostly, what am I supposed to eat?