My ADD: you can’t sit through movies you don’t really fucking love good luck not checking your phone 200000 times
My dumbass self: loved venom and didn’t check my phone even once
Dad: you know Lancelot had an affair with queen Guinevere which contributed to the downfall of Camelot
Me, turning up “his name is Lancelot” to the loudest volume possible: SORRY CANT HEAR YOU
Me, before seeing spamalot: oh i really like the music it’s a good show but not my favorite thing EVER!!! You know?
Me, crying as I walk out of the theater AFTER seeing spamalot: so anyways this is the best thing ever created and it proves god didn’t abandon this timeline