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[glssel🏹 @galactitts]

Isn’t it beautiful that life is all about perspective

[glssel🏹 @galactitts]

These memo Ochoa edits got me in a chokehold rn

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

one of the most outspoken haters of israel, on top of being bree van de kamp...she will always be famous

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

No World Cup soccer games in red cities. Europeans are loving the blue cities that MAGAs hate.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

No community note. It’s true

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

what’s crazy is I’m starting to remember seeing her on the block…

[erica @ericanextdooor]

i like that hunter biden didn’t find god after being a degenerate, he found shitposting like the rest of us

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Ken Paxton has won the Republican nomination for US Senate in Texas and will face James Talarico in November.

Paxton was impeached by his own party for bribery and corruption, said the Uvalde school shooting was “God’s plan,” and offered a child rapist a 1-day jail sentence.

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

Yes that’s why i never wanna hear that shit about “my grandma and grandad were together forever/marriages used to last” YEAH GRANNY WASNT ALLOWED TO HAVE A SAVINGS ACCOUNT OR GET AN APARTMENT ON HER OWN. SHE WAS A PRISNA!

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when a manipulator tries to manipulate me but I'm manipulating them into thinking they are manipulating me

[popsee @qopsee99]

Men obsessed with #looksmaxxing but their girlfriends are never #climaxxing

[✪𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽-𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬✪ @sirjamesa12]

normalize destroying ronald reagan's legacy.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[swagmoder 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmoding]

mamdani is the democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they just aren’t doing their jobs