Alistair Gale

A translation project manager with a genuine interest in the ‘biggest industry you’ve never heard of’. Instagram: fathertogreeks

[Alistair Gale @galeali]

Is it possible to LOL a comedian into a false sense of security?

[Naomi Gale @thisisnaomigale]

#BookTwitter I'm self-publishing a self-help book to help people in pain in their pelvis. I need money to pay my copy editor and interior designer. I've tried a Kickstarter TWICE. Can someone else please pre-order my book. It's going to help anyone who reads it who has a vagina

[Alistair Gale @galeali]

Can’t wait to see Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio

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She’s currently looking to crowdfund it to self-publish but it’s turning into a massive slog and really getting her down when all she wants is to help. Please consider helping her out. The link is here https://t.co/uYG8ObDG13

[Alistair Gale @galeali]

My amazing wife has written a book ‘In Your Vagina Lies the Key to Happiness’ which I believe will be one of the most important reads for women and vagina-owners who want to take back control of their bodies and stick it to the patriarchy. Please please consider retweeting.


[Alistair Gale @galeali]

When I see this tan line it always reminds me of the stag weekend I went on where one of the guys got booed by a group of women in a night club. They’d immediately clocked that he’d removed his wedding ring to go out. The guy was a bit of an arsehole so it was a delight to see.

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Selfie? Wait how long are Titchmarsh’s forearms?

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Must have been done already…

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Selling a bed on FB marketplace and this chat appears below and now I’m genuinely confused

[Alistair Gale @galeali]

@Netflixhelps It’s episodes that don’t switch to the next episodes after they’ve been played through once. Happens mainly on Netflix originals and is extremely annoying

[Alistair Gale @galeali]

Hi @NetflixUK - can you sort out the glitch on the Kids profile which stops the NF original series playing through again once they’ve been played. It’s lockdown and you need to do your bit to keep us parents sane...

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@PaulRigbywrites These Words by Natasha Bedingfield. Absolute cringe fest #worsepopsongever

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My wife has always been the queen of eggcorns but today’s was a doozy: “I’m really against the cloche on this one”.
Me: “Do you mean ‘against the clock?’ or ‘under the cosh?’”

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@AliPlumb The Friends episode when Joey’s ‘speaking’ French. Also some of the London episodes are really cringey with the writers trying to do British dialogue. “Come on, Buggerface” a real low point...

[Alistair Gale @galeali]

@katbuilt Best eggcorn ever!

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@AliPlumb Scorpion (or any of the bugs really) in honey I shrunk the kids - terrifying...

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@SnoozeInBrief Lovely stuff

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Disgusted that a charity has had to pick up the government’s usual slack on this:
Coronavirus: Safety fears over lack of translated virus advice https://t.co/6Oqvoi3NyI

[Alistair Gale @galeali]

Must’ve been fine already surely? Probably with more panache...

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I’ve got a joke about translation, but you wouldn’t understamd the context...

[Alistair Gale @galeali]

@AnnieTranslator Eesh... sorry to hear that...