Gale Mead

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Many people are asking how innocent children could be trans'd. Simple: dihydrogen monoxide. It's already being used in New York & San Francisco. Nationwide rollout soon. Only way to stop it now is if the bigots banned dihydrogen monoxide, but we all know they're not clever enough

[POLITICO @politico]

The Supreme Court has voted to strike down Roe v. Wade, according to an initial draft majority opinion written by Justice Samuel Alito and obtained by POLITICO.

“We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled,” Alito writes. https://t.co/nl3JFLx9xg

[Gale Mead @galemead]

https://t.co/ClazJNN4qg

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Three Russian cosmonauts cause ripples across the globe by arriving aboard the International Space Station in yellow and blue flight suits — the colors of the Ukrainian flag. RT IF YOU STAND IN SOLIDARITY WITH UKRAINE!

[Gale Mead @galemead]

@EileenK901 @BurgerKing What are people even buying Whoppers with? Wheelbarrows full of worthless rubles?

[Gale Mead @galemead]

@EileenK901 @steak_umm Beef sheets. Because ham flaps just aren't kosher.

[Gale Mead @galemead]

@safeway Any delivery driver can make the occasional mistake. It's up to the company they work for to make it right. Safeway doesn't. Now I know.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Hi Ben,
I LOVE mind-reading acts! Now guess which finger I'm holding up...
❤️- Mar🐫 https://t.co/et79YujyB2

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for teaching my (20M) niece (4F) to say "el chupacabra"when her mom (32F) says "you know what really gets my goat?". https://t.co/kMHbK7fuy9

[Gale Mead @galemead]

Of course, since Google owns Spotify, we're dealing with a company that's too big to boycott. How do you put pressure on a company that was forced out of embarrassment to drop their old "don't be evil" slogan? #DeletedSpotify

[Gale Mead @galemead]

I'm canceling my paid subscription to Spotify and sharing to make sure they know the reason why. Hats off to the growing list of musicians willing to take a stand against profit-driven fearmongering and disinformation. #DeletedSpotify #Spotify #TruthMatters

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Mitchell, who like Young survived polio as a child, also linked to an open letter signed by hundreds of doctors and medical professionals who said that Spotify’s top podcast, the Joe Rogan Experience, promotes “baseless conspiracy theories" https://t.co/ImqlAms3lz

[J. Michael Straczynski @straczynski]

Have decided to begin writing and performing my own music just so I can tell Spotify to fuck off.

[Gale Mead @galemead]

She's talking to you, Jo, you insufferable twit.

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

You don't have to be trans to understand the importance of respecting trans people and affirming their identities.

Life is just too short. I can't imagine how it makes any sense to use one's fame and resources to put others down.

[Gale Mead @galemead]

Normal & Human - original song by Austin Archer https://t.co/KEHg0toqBa via @YouTube

[Gale Mead @galemead]

Just bought my ticket! These guys are brilliant and funny and I am so looking forward to seeing them perform! https://t.co/6Yi2uQov1A

[Gale Mead @galemead]

@zincink @VeteranRevolt @zeokiezeokie @__lukec @Beyonce Art is created by the artist to be shared with whoever they choose. No artist is obliged to put any of their own works on public display for all to see, and every artist is entitled to sell their creations to whoever they see fit.

[Gale Mead @galemead]

@markbecker26 @rockinfrench Y'all have pets? What you and I call a litter box is what dogs call a snack bar. Odie's the reason Garfield's colossal poops are the best kept secret on the funny pages.

[Gale Mead @galemead]

@rockinfrench I'm stunned that your recent post hasn't gotten you followers by the thousands (10,000 in WI alone!) but when you have fewer than 1,000 followers, and Barack Obama is one of them, you've already won Twitter, haven't you? Bring on the Garfield poop.

[Gale Mead @galemead]

@EsportsKitty @pchin23 @DarthRokam @lilgreenfish @ErickLo77228184 @brandontan91 2/2
ESK: Yes, Mommy, just as soon as I finish trying to make strangers on Twitter feel bad about themselves because I have no joy in my own life and no clue how to get some.

[Gale Mead @galemead]

@EsportsKitty @pchin23 @DarthRokam @lilgreenfish @ErickLo77228184 @brandontan91 Everyone: Lots of logical reasons the game is better with the changes Niantic made bc of COVID-19

EsportsKitty: Nah, y'all just lazy, lazy, and did I mention lazy?

ESK's Mom: You still playing those games? Quit being so damn LAZY and do something useful for a change!