Pierre

High Commander of Green Bay’s finest UFO Museum Gift Shop.

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

This is Odin, my affirmative moral support skunk. He usually agrees with me.

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

I was never going to post on this platform again, but this musical DJT x L. Ron Hubbard connection is pretty compelling. It could save Twitter. Maybe the world.
https://t.co/ZpdRoDbdeS

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

@jeffash26 😂😂😂

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

@rossacrosswi @WIAssemblyGOP @RepJanel @TyBoddenWI @RepWichgers @RepBehnke Where do I find the raw data on this? I saw “family” mentioned in a story and now I’ve gotta know who😂

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

@jeffash26 I had thought that companies would be falling over each other to sell me whoopee Cushions.

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

@jeffash26 I was gonna carry some stuff like this at GBUFO for the summer but it’s actually kinda tough to wholesale some of these things.

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

Do not send me a scan of a paper document and be like ‘can you quick fill this out for me?’ Grandpa, I do not have time to print your form, fill it out, rescan it and send it to you (and annotating PDFs takes just as long) I am too busy dying for your economy.

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

Reminder to boomers: PDFs are not fillable forms.

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

@pidgeonsmith I have to always wear a hat that says “The Boss” on it when I’m at the store or people think Tom is in charge.

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

@GameTradeGregg @0000jordan Taco Boy! I guess just Friday-Sunday they’re 24 hours.

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

Despite what you may have heard, I am not running for Congress.

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

@LanWilbury @0000jordan We celebrate the chicken sandwich here.

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

@DasDing_Dong @theetimebombtom true or false?

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

RT if you dislike genocide!

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

@deluxedrake @theetimebombtom Safer to just remove the whole body part they were on. We have a sword at the store if you need to borrow it.

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

Oh yeah Alabama? Well now this is happening.

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

@GameTradeGregg Really? Or is this like the Dark Side Of The Moon LP in my store marked at $900 with a sarcastic note?

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

Deleted the Tinder app today (located the profile with like 5 pictures of dead turkeys that I wanted to show my hairstylist)

[Pierre @rockinfrench]

@jlemonsk WOW