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Father, husband, son, brother, MANONG. Filipino heritage, American nationality. Musician and writer. Happen to practice law.

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@KamalaHQ When Morgan Freeman narrates your life story, you WIN!!!!

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@shakoistsLog Fixed it

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@ProjectLincoln ...the Soviet Politburo solemnly commemorating 45 years of famine

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@ProjectLincoln ...the eulogies at Warren Harding's funeral.

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@Nomads4Pritzker Oh mighty Pritzker Khan whose empire straddles the vast and fruitful Illinois prairie, when was the last time you punished someone's greed by pouring molten gold down his throat, just for shits and giggles?

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@midwestern_ope It's only a few scenic valleys away from Mount Chicago! Great drive in the fall to watch the leaves change!

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@Nomads4Pritzker Also, he is the Khan of Khans, the Great Stallion astride the world, and the Scourge of Dubuque. All hear his name and tremble!

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@CtrldEntropy @cosmepolitics @KyleKulinski I don't know who that little girl might be, but Shapiro Ken was probably what made her realize she was gay

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@Nomads4Pritzker But what shall Pritzker Khan name the new capital of this glorious realm? Orland Baator? Or perhaps Ulaan Berwyn?

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@VanguardYiddish @Nomads4Pritzker Winnetkagrad seems more a propos for Volgograd. Or perhaps maybe Skokiepavlosk.

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@Nomads4Pritzker All across the steppes under the rule of Pritzker Khan, lawns are brown and crispy, and the sprinklers spritz the grass in vain. Mount your sturdy ponies and ride for greener pastures, fellow warriors!

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@MrOlmos "Sharon, I didn't bring the blackface makeup. I thought YOU were bringing the blackface makeup!"

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@davidhogg111 Congratulations! On to bigger and better!

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@Nomads4Pritzker Can't wait to see his OnlyFans

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@Nomads4Pritzker Many Republican men fear that if he gets them in a leg lock, it may awaken strong feelings hitherto unknown to them

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@Nomads4Pritzker After the obligatory drinking of mare's blood, of course.

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@Nomads4Pritzker The hooves of our stallions shall sound like thunder across the bluegrass steppes of Beshear Khan's tribelands on our way to liberate Tennessee. But a quick stop at a Bojangle's for buttermilk biscuits first?

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@Nomads4Pritzker Like the shaved hindquarters of Pritzker Khan's most prized stallion, I would imagine.

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@MadJackStan @Nomads4Pritzker @Redistrict A helmet with a horsehair plume would be nice

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@Nomads4Pritzker I am sure that Johnson will make the proper ritual sacrifices of mare's milk and the children of the vanquished to Tengri, the skyfather. And it's 50/50 he will make the same offerings to the former steppelord, Barack Obama.