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4 month situationship always burns harder than the long-term ones, just look at Trump and Elon 🥀

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100k in the bank with a 10k paid off car, people assume you’re broke.

1k in the bank and a 100k car loan, people assume you’re rich

Fuck your car note Idgaf that the bank owns your car

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Alexa play Skrillah🗣️

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it actually makes me so mad when people don't believe in aliens. you don't think there's 1 singular other organism in the entire universe? it's lowk egotistical like this was not all made for us bru

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Why does sleep feel so damn good when I got 3x assignments due that night and a midterm the next day

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Can we just talk about the trauma r2d2 went through

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I know the brain has rotted because why does food taste 10x better when theirs a screen in front of me

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Can some romantic shit happen to me for fuck sake

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I’ll be upset I don’t have a girlfriend but then I remember by friends that have girlfriends/boyfriends and sometimes their day is ruined by 10am 😂😂✊

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Feels great to be right about Trump since day 1 but wow does that -$5000 in my longterm portfolio hurt💔💔

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Flirted telepathically today so if u started giggling randomly that was me

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Significantly insignificant

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I be thinkin down on myself then remember ppl still addicted to vaping in the big ‘25💔

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in my prime

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Only downside to colleges on quarter systems is that saint pattys day falls in finals week😣😣

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Don’t cut on plastic cutting boards, don’t wear polyester clothing, don’t drink from plastic bottles, don’t touch receipts, but that spliff?? Lemme get a rip😭

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Women scared to admit it that they’re porn addicts but they be reading porn like the analog gooners they truly are 🙄

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Weird girl pussy lowkey S tier

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Your baby is fucking crying all the time because it wants the smooth refreshing pull of a Marlboro red