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[clarb @kclared]

@Arealmfngl curious george over here

[clare @sadderlizards]

happy valentine’s day i got you the moon. yeah like the whole thing

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

hitler 👎
at least in my opinion..

[clare @sadderlizards]

yeah i actually saw the prophecy and it said that we’re going to be together forever and ever so…

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m not a “Thought Daughter” i’m a dumb stupid idiot daughter

[greens @gallybeans]

it actually makes me so mad when people don't believe in aliens. you don't think there's 1 singular other organism in the entire universe? it's lowk egotistical like this was not all made for us bru

[clarb @kclared]

“The eggs are cracking, the bunnies are hopping, Jesus is not behind that rock” - mom on what Easter is

[Frosty Sanders @oldnudy]

Oh you eat steak and eggs on a wooden cutting board? I don’t give a fuck thanks.

[clarb @kclared]

If Ben Franklin didn’t hate women I think we would’ve gotten along really well

[clarb @kclared]

He so fine I wanna throw my phone in the ocean and live in little shack in the mountains w him forever and ever

[clarb @kclared]

@kanyewest Somebody get this guy a mood stabilizer

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry about my behavior as of late i have plastic in my brain

[clarb @kclared]

@famrmke I don’t remember tweeting this

[clarb @kclared]

His name should be Steve buscheeemi. Sounds better

[clarb @kclared]

@tiana_dubznwubs Oh heavens! Blessed day!

[clarb @kclared]

It’s been way to long since I’ve frolicked in the snow and I think that’s what’s wrong

[clarb @kclared]

Nothing more slutty than a man who turns down his music when entering residential neighborhoods

[Icarus @EternalZugzwang]

I spend all day eating dirt and crying

[T ❀ ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆* @tiana_dubznwubs]

Something so satisfying about leaving a loser in last year

[clarb @kclared]

Fake invisible guy I saw you