Human Signal

Humans are animals

[Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri]

Holy shit.

Maradona in 2018 on the day the World Cup 2026 was awarded to USA, Mexico and Canada, goes on saying:

“They will do 4 quarters of the game instead of two halves so to put commercials, you’ll see”

[Zerigala @Zerigala69]

Deni saw Ja throw a grenade into a crowd of innocent people and begged the Blazers to trade for him

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

They found the first good cop and fired him

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

A snake showed up in our backyard yesterday. Instead of panicking, I sent this photo to my OpenClaw. It identified it as a harmless gopher snake, gave me a local number to call to confirm, and suggested ways to catch it to make it a pet for the kids.

I have small moments like this everyday now, usually less dramatic, that remind me how AI has made daily life feel a little more magical.

[Human Signal @gambitmck]

I wish there was more stuff like this in the world:
https://t.co/9wc9JdvO2V

Like we don't all gotta be snowflakes, but sometimes it's better for dudes to get advice IRL

[Gaurab Chakrabarti @Gaurab]

PepsiCo just closed two Frito-Lay plants. 430 workers in California and 454 in Florida. Campbell's shut its chip factory in Massachusetts. Smucker took a nearly $1 billion loss on Twinkies. Hershey's confectionery volumes fell 5% in a single quarter. The reason is one molecule. Semaglutide. I manufacture chemicals. 23% of American households now have a GLP-1 user. Each one consumes roughly 800 fewer calories per day. J.P. Morgan estimates a $30-55 billion annual demand reduction in food. Nestle launched its first new American brand in three decades, built for people who eat less. The $12 trillion food industry employs 30% of the global workforce. A single molecule is restructuring what humans eat. The companies that ignored it got fried. Chemistry is always the bottleneck.

[Human Signal @gambitmck]

@Gaurab amazing news! what a wonderful thing to hear first thing in the morning

[𝚃𝚘𝚠𝚗𝙷𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 @townhomesteader]

Keyhole Gardening! WOW!

[Popstonox @Popstonox]

Maui Mayor Richard Bissen says tourist who threw rock at Lani, a local Hawaiian monk seal, in viral video will be prosecuted

The person has been identified as a 37‑year‑old tourist from Seattle, Washington

"Lani is a beloved seal and cherished member of Lāhainā's ocean ʻohana"

[𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁 @GodswillChemist]

This is what 400 calories looks like. Same number. Two completely different outcomes.

[Pentagon Pizza Report @PenPizzaReport]

The nearest open pizzeria to the Pentagon, Pizzato Pizza, is reporting high traffic.

Freddies Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon is reporting very low traffic.

As of 1:28pm ET

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

People who take photos of the restaurant menu and post them in Google reviews are the superheroes of the middle class and the backbone of society. God bless them.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Elon Musk wants this taken of X!!

Please keep sharing it!!

Musk is on the Epstein Files!! 👇

[Eric Balchunas @EricBalchunas]

@RampCapitalLLC Can't go right into $VOO & Chill tho, gotta ease them in with some 2x quantum stock ETFs or something

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

John McAfee revealed the creator of Bitcoin without directly saying it.

Do you think he was correct?

[Human Signal @gambitmck]

@CheddarFlow @grok is there a more recent edition of this study

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Cooking went wrong (compilation) 🍳

[joe vibin @comrade_dawg]

Bringing an annual evaluation system to my collective house where once a year we all give each other written feedback in the hopes each house member adjusts their behaviors to benefit the collective. what could go wrong?

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

X is so far like old Twitter: Blue checks being fooled by parody accounts because they are also blue checks

[Anna 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Anna__with_an_A]

Tyler Perry took time away from filming in London to attend his god daughter Princess Lilibet Diana’s christening in CA

Head of the Church of England King Charles did not take any time away from doing nothing to attend his granddaughters christening

A crown doesn’t make a King