Corrinne Gamble

retired midwife practitioner and failed comedy writer

[Corrinne Gamble @GambleCorrinne]

@FredOlsenCruise Why is Borealis still in Port Said, should have sailed at 9pm last night?

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So many times ☹️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Booking tickets for a gig, forgetting it’ll gradually get closer and then eventually you’ll have to bloody go.

[Corrinne Gamble @GambleCorrinne]

@Dogs4Rescue Dry food on its way xxx

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@Dogs4Rescue Unfortunately Amazon no longer recognises the food wished for ?

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@fesshole Sex addict, he needs to see a specialist therapist

[Corrinne Gamble @GambleCorrinne]

@ArfurSmith He succumbed to Master Bates

[Corrinne Gamble @GambleCorrinne]

@snb19692 @theonlypeterkay What a cunt

[Peter Kay (🦋@theonlypeterkay.bsky.social) @theonlypeterkay]

Top Bum: Maverick is stuck inside his pressure suit. A rescue team is detailed to get him out in time for his big goodbye party. It’s a vile and unpleasant job but his wingmen Murdoch, Barclay and Rothermere are no strangers to filthy work.

[Corrinne Gamble @GambleCorrinne]

@Baddiel Posturing?

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What’s going on with the knickers as a hat?

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Vincent Van Gogh: Hidden self-portrait discovered by X-ray https://t.co/eqB3N4d2Wf

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Now we go live to the Common Sense Group of Tory MPs.

[Corrinne Gamble @GambleCorrinne]

@campbellclaret @theonlypeterkay Cunts

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Why does this man have my (a woman’s name) ?

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Grant Shapps everybody, or should that be Corinne Stockheath? Scrutiny this robust feels almost retro.

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@MarinaHyde @theonlypeterkay What a slattern 😞

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@criminographer So sorry for your loss x

[Emma Garrett @EmmaSGarrett]

.@Asda has announced that between 25th july-3rd September all children under 16 can eat a hot or cold meal for £1 in their cafes. All day/every day nationwide with no minimum adult spend. This is to help parents with the cost of living crisis during the summer holidays

[Corrinne Gamble @GambleCorrinne]

@81leeanne @nichildrenshosp @Joe___Baker So sorry for your loss xx

[Peter Egan @PeterEgan6]

What a disgusting spectacle please rt @rickygervais @marcthevet @NickyAACampbell @ChrisGPackham @DrBrianMay @GrumpyOldRick

[Corrinne Gamble @GambleCorrinne]

@PeterEgan6 @rickygervais @marcthevet @NickyAACampbell @ChrisGPackham @DrBrianMay @GrumpyOldRick Cunt

[Corrinne Gamble @GambleCorrinne]

@Sharmisthra @theonlypeterkay “Waggles eyebrows”