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she cause i’ll never be her | 24

[Orbis @_heral_fog]

RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things

[padre.faltar @MiPapaMeAbandno]

Últimamente estoy bastante estresao así que voy a probar la cosa china esta de las agujas, heroína creo que se llama

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i think i am finally ready to tackle what 2025 has in store for me

[annie @sweetndpolite]

impressing my father with stamps i stole from him

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

When someone doesnt text me back in 5 seconds i assume they found out. Found out about what exactly? Im not even sure myself

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

If I lock in now and push myself harder than I ever have before, I could have another autoimmune disorder by christmas

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Jesus said to forgive others “70 times seven” because he couldn’t conceive of a guy getting fucked over more than 490 times. That’s where I come in

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

let me know when you’re here so i can lower the drawbridge

[🌸 @qershi_]

and the Balkan coffee shop was NEVER the same

[qurralo🇨🇦 🔜 HGS🇳🇱 @qurralo]

?????? stay out of this

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

call me the 19th century ottoman empire the way I’m about to very slowly leave the balkans

[𓊓 @social_actavis]

it’s all water under the bridge man. dark dirty water under a horrible horrible bridge

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

if you look closely during the odyssey you can see christine baranski in her pedal boat on her way to sing “does your mother know?”

[Jakub Krupa @JakubKrupa]

This mic situation is just insane and not serious

[i²cjak @i2cjak]

electrical engineer here! We do this so the electrons have a little rollercoaster race track to go through. It’s more fun for them that way

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

It’s ironic that the days of the week are named after gods, because at the moment I’ve no idea what deities.

[mariana @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[Cć 🍂 @petaloaunaflor]

Podéis opinar lo que gustéis, pero eso no lo hace más verdad.

Una mujer de 1,70 en España es una mujer alta. En Noruega, está en la media. En Madagascar, si se pone una luz sirve de faro.

Así de simple.

[mora 𑣲⋆🇦🇷 @levitoslam]

the women's final being sunshine and rainbows meanwhile the men's could be some italian vs beelzebub