Samuel Summers

i eat therefore i ham

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Samuel Summers @GamSoertz]

Chat pie @ChatPileBand

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Introducing The New: Swifter Power Bottom #PrideMonth

[Derwood @DamnNoWay]

Wherever in America you find injustice, you are sure to find a line of dim witted pigs intimidating those who’ve had the injustices inflicted upon them. Loafing around, thumbs in their vests,at the ready. Prepared to arrest and brutalize any brave citizens. This is their purpose.

[Samuel Summers @GamSoertz]

@JackAsHell Wouldn't they explode as soon as they're fired?

[Samuel Summers @GamSoertz]

@PrettyGoodCookn Okay now we're gettin somewhere

[Samuel Summers @GamSoertz]

Challenge: name one sandwich that's better than a Reuben

[Samuel Summers @GamSoertz]

@JackAsHell Failed again

[Samuel Summers @GamSoertz]

@JackAsHell Nope, challenge failed.

[Samuel Summers @GamSoertz]

@dylanistiny Close, but challenge failed.

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@Bob_Bobcalf Challenge failed.

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PEZ dispenser for little smokies

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

General rule of thumb to live by — if the government is telling us not to worry, but arrests journalists covering the thing we’re being told not to worry about, then we should probably worry.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A cop in Colorado was found passed out drunk while on duty behind the wheel of a running police vehicle in 2019. Nathan Meier was never fired or arrested for a DWI.

A few weeks ago, he got a promotion where he'll receive a salary of $110,399.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

perfectly happy to give up my gas stove. wouldn’t bother me at all. my only request, as someone who rents, is that you also ban these

[Samuel Summers @GamSoertz]

@El_Summers "I don't think they mean me harm, I think they're just obsessed with me"

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

This is entirely consistent with Joe Biden's entire political history with respect to race.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

It wasn't enough for the NYPD to protect fascists attacking a library during Drag Story Hour. They also had to give them free subway rides. Still confused about which side the police are on?

[Samuel Summers @GamSoertz]

Can you use simple syrup in a bong?