gandalf 🧙

androcentric narcissist.

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

there was a newcastle guy on FT that mentioned conventry like a walk in the park when he was asked of their next game

[Coventry City @CoventryCityFC]

Highlights from our 4-1 win over Newcastle United. 🍿

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

sure you didn't draw the 'tan lines', they come from the 'big ass drawers'. 🤷‍♂️

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Those aren’t ‘big ass drawers’ it’s a tan line ! 😡

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

genoslides.

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

chasing the tiniest drop of dopamine with my ocean of addiction.

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

so after shower, you will go through your cinema into your closet? 😅

[🤍 @yfwmelody]

🙈finally got my girly haven 💕

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

friday >>

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

sex 60 days.
masturbation 276 days
orgasm 3 days???

[taoki @justalexoki]

missed my 1 year soberversary 🥳

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

the kinds of groups that exist on facebook will have you howling.

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

just help me jump start my bomba

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🇵🇹 CRISTIANO RONALDO DOUBLES THE LEAD FOR PORTUGAL! BRUNO FERNANDES ASSIST!

https://t.co/brmlA6Y9wK

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

life comes at you very fast. fast.

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

kate every two days;

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

lmk if you want a video demo

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

'i want him to yell at me'.
i know what you are girl.🙂‍↕️

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

The King's Guard are no joke! Tourists learnt their lesson after repeatedly ignoring the soldiers' warnings just to get the picture…

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

manchester united is playing with so much sadness, you can see it in their body language. nothing good will ever come out of that.

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

my browsers be fighting for who to be the default browser

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

greatest raya in the world lost his stretches

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

we live in the moment

[™️ @fwsahil_]

prem is in the funniest state ever, you banter teams knowing full well it’s ur turn next

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

@anonvillez keeps getting worse too.

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

tottenham really shows that, no matter how hard you tie a turban to avoid a knock in the head, there will always be space for it, if it's truly meant for you. championship calling.

[gandalf 🧙 @gandhve]

what's the best place to be at during world war 3 ?