Craig

you can't house train an eagle dude. not without stealing it's soul.

[Dungeon Crawler Matt @mattdinniman]

It’s live!

https://t.co/rRwEWzepC2

[Shepard Fairey @OBEYGIANT]

#KamalaHarrisForward I believe VP Kamala Harris and her VP pick Tim Walz are our best chance to move forward. They are our best chance to push back on encroaching fascism and threats to democracy, and our best chance for creating the world we all desire and deserve. Politics is messy... but messy is no excuse for checking out. Messy is the work and the work can be joyful. Messy is what it takes to get through the daunting mess in pursuit of a better future. But we only win if we show up.

FULL STATEMENT: https://t.co/B8XlrkQNG5

[Craig @Gannon3502]

This one is almost as good as the long light one https://t.co/wEQqrROqPz

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Driving PSA https://t.co/FT490YT5TE

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Driving PSA https://t.co/FT490YT5TE

[Opening Arguments @openargs]

TRUMP [whispers] : just tell 'em I am innocent and did not commit any crimes

BLANCHE: that's not really how opening sta--

TRUMP: Innocent

BLANCHE: you know I did actually prepare something right

TRUMP: no crimes

BLANCHE [sighs]: ok

THE COURT: you may proceed, Mr. Blanche

[Elmo @elmo]

This is how Elmo feels when he skips nap time.😴🥱

[Elmo @elmo]

Wow! Elmo is glad he asked! Elmo learned that it is important to ask a friend how they are doing. Elmo will check in again soon, friends! Elmo loves you.❤️ #EmotionalWellBeing

[Hiya 👋🏼 @HollyMila]

😴😴😴😴 without Gov.
Christie and Brown Beavis...

#GOPDebate #CNN

[Chetan Kale @chetankale_]

wait for the sound it creates, #Starship to orbit

[Craig @Gannon3502]

@InnuendoStudios Car Underwater by Armor for Sleep. Or, I guess, like, Pink Floyd The Wall?

[Jesuit Tigers Football @JesuitTigers_FB]

Jesuit scores on every possession - a FG then 9 straight TDs! - in racking up 637 total yards and 66 points tonight v. TC

"I've never seen offensive output like that," head coach Matt Thompson said. "You guys will remember this game forever."

FINAL:
Jesuit 66
TC 35

#AMDG

[Stable Diffusion 🎨 AI Art @DiffusionPics]

Pause at literally any point, and it will look like a normal landscape

QR-Code CNET with 1,75 strength

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

This guy nails it

[Craig @Gannon3502]

@PtTilty @afreedma It means there is a 1/1000 chance that a storm of this intensity will happen in any given year.

[jessica card @jessicard]

i hooked up chatgpt to a furby and I think this may be the start of something bad for humanity

[Craig @Gannon3502]

@AirheadedAviatR @regularcars Or frontier? Did they do one of those yet?

[Craig @Gannon3502]

@0gPhilosophy fit SLCPunk into your Mathew Lillard movie universe.

[Craig @Gannon3502]

@whyabbywhy It's right under that bridge I keep trying to sell you

[TJ Cooney 🚀 @TJ_Cooney]

Recent drone footage of the booster here https://t.co/TGtLAAPhew

[TJ Cooney 🚀 @TJ_Cooney]

The Saturn 1B that welcomes people at the Tennessee/Alabama border that has been in place for about 44 years is falling apart and may not last much longer. It needs to be disassembled, restored, and given a new home. But that may never happen. https://t.co/7m6XXRxCMQ