🦄 aster

*cartoon noise of a bouncing ball falling down the stairs*

[🦄 aster @gapphos]

while barnes & noble is trending please look at this hysterical book review i found in the wild

[Wolf-E🚩🏴Juice Girl @ElleHasAGock]

The mcdonalds customer who snitched on luigi mangione was never compensated.

[cheyenne 🦋 @reddskyy_]

THE DOG SHOT BACK???????

[🦄 aster @gapphos]

@givemecoolace I’m glad the cashier she saw today didn’t care, but I’m sure there are tons of cashiers/service workers in recovery who would have been triggered into relapsing. Obviously disorders cause you to act disorderly but that doesn’t excuse the real world harm it can cause

[moon 💍 #wifetwt @heshikiris]

@snakesandrews

[bruce wayne @4RIESV3NUS]

"needs to be studied" PICK UP A BOOK

[down bad comments @downbadcomment]

bro💀

[K-Ci’s “Alizeeeee” adlib on “How Do U Want It” @IceQuebe_]

For as corny as I think she is, all this ain’t even necessary. Got literal Nazis in our government and she’s the one lowering the standards of what it means to be a U.S. Representative? You fulla shit.

[Aaron 🦇 @aaronfraggle]

It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.

[viv @mitskyuri]

a lesbian sex scene that men can't fetishize i used to pray for times like this

[🦄 aster @gapphos]

tonight must be quite the burr-den for the snl cast and crew #SNL

[🦄 aster @gapphos]

Snl cast and crew are doing the best with the burr sized burden they’ve been given 😭 I almost guarantee they’ll make fun of this episode next week

[🦄 aster @gapphos]

let’s not be too hard on the SNL writers tonight. they don’t have control over what pitches get written into the show, it’s the host who has the final say. personally, I think burr set a hard “no politics (unless i do it)” rule unless it was in his weird unfunny monologue #SNL

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Reposting this for no particular reason.

[Juwupiter @CrimzonQuazar]

It’s so cool that the planet is being killed so people can play a significantly worse version of Minecraft

[xxx pron💦 @katiaontour]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re the straight rupaul from the hit movie “but i’m a cheerleader”?