Garang witty

pain is a stimulant, pleasure is a sedative @IM.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Your citizenship really determines so much for you. As a Nigerian, your matter long ooo.

I had a Saudi classmate when I was fling my Masters. He explained to me that all Saudis in the UK were fully sponsored by the government. I asked what his plan was after school, he said he was going back home to take up a job. He didn't even like the UK. I don't blame him, he struggled with the language and culture.

I had Korean classmates (those ones are always rich and clean). No one was staying back or had plan to.

I saw Chinese classmate 2 years later. He had started a business with his babe. He told me the government encourages them to take loan to invest abroad. I thought we were just having a discussion. I didn't know he had his plan mapped out.

My Spanish friend (the only one I still talk to), I asked him when he was going to pick up his British passport since he was eligible for it having been in UK for many years, he said he didnt need it that his passport takes him where he needs to go. I spoke to him recently and he said he is looking to leave the UK soon. He wants to return home to Barcelona. That reminds me, he has been inviting me to Barcelona 🤦‍♂️

At the start of Covid, my Canadain flatmate packed his bag and left. He told me he would finish his program from there. I once asked how he was paying for his program (Law Undergraduate), he said he took a loan from the bank in Canada.

Then you look at Nigerians- we are always looking for how to stay back at all cost because home offers nothing. Conversation always centred around sponsorship jobs - even if it is care job. This is after working 12 hours shift through out your Masters to pay for your fees and cover for your living expenses. People are even so desperate, they are paying 10k to 12k for sponsorship job just to stay back.

[Raj Shamani @rajshamani]

Your brain requires 72 hours of absolute digital disconnection to completely reset its background baseline. 3 days spent entirely away from your screen fundamentally alter your nervous system. You return to your work with effortless strategic clarity.

[Garang witty @garangoch]

@TrollFootball Tell them we are not coming to the World Cup anytime soon.😅

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

Use your unfair advantage.

“You're supposed to use every unfair advantage you have.

Looks, genetics, connections, dad's money, whatever.

There's nothing noble about choosing the hardest path just to feel like an underdog.” — @PathOfMen_

[Raj Shamani @rajshamani]

Human beings copy flaws far quicker than they copy virtues. When you surround yourself with people who have low standards, you tend to drop yours. Bad habits require zero effort to replicate.

[Garang witty @garangoch]

Hate watching South Africa knowing they were going to lose anyway.
Is time wasting. 😅

[Eric @amerix]

Most of these girls with tattoos are experienced in sexual corruption and immorality.

They are manipulative. Liars and crooks.

Once you wear a condom, thinking you are protecting yourself, she will use her nails to tear off the rubber.

Or she will "innocently" ask you,

"My sweet honey, don't you trust me? I am honest. If I were dishonest, I wouldn't have opened up for you?"

Then you, with your gullibility, you lose your mind, and dip your dick into a snake park.

These are true stories I gather from my DMs.

But because you are naive, you may not understand the consequences of this sexual fraud until you check into a hospital with:

• Urethral discharge

• Pain when urinating

• Blood in urine

• Painful, swollen testicles

You will suffer these severe urethral symptoms just because you ignored my advice since low-lifes on X told you 'a tat is just ink, ignore Amerix.'

It is NOT.

The idea behind the tattoo is what tells the story, not the cosmetics on the skin.

A woman who goes for a tattoo is simply hiding from sexual trauma and reproductive failure:

• abortions

• failed relationships

• sexual prostitution

• alcoholism

• fatherlessness

• crime

She hopes the tattoo will hide her flaws. The tattoo is a red herring that distracts you.

The tattoo could be beautiful to your eye, maybe, but her soul is so dirty and irreparably damaged.

Have you ever met a woman with a tattoo who doesn't drink alcohol or who has no history of chaos?

Women love to preserve the integrity of their skin. They value their skin so much that they would never want flaws, dirt, ink, or cuts on their skin.

This is because a woman's skin tells the story of her fertility, fecundity and femininity.

A woman who has knowingly severed the integrity of her skin is a woman you should avoid.

Think.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

You’re not a man until your mother can’t manipulate you. Until then, you’re just a boy.

Your mother was your first test. If she can guilt you or weaponize “I brought you into this world” to control you… then every other woman will smell it on you.

Brutal truth: If you can’t draw the line with the woman who loves you most, you’ll never draw it with the woman who loves you least.

The day her tears stop being your boss is the day you stop being anyone’s puppet.

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Calling Arsenal the Al-Qaeda of football is actually disrespectful to Al-Qaeda. Those guys attacked.

[Garang witty @garangoch]

@GeronimoMorgans

[slbsn @slbsn]

115k views so far. Get in before 116k, 125k, 130k views 🤔

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

So beautiful

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

Pep actually shed tears watching that farewell message. One of the most proper heartfelt ones I've seen. I'm in bits too, man. It's not easy accepting he's not our gaffer anymore. Proper hard, this.

[Ororo😎 @McFlybowy]

Bernardo Silva is the smartest player of the Pep Guardiola era in the Premier League. Not the flashiest, not always the one with the best numbers, but maybe the one who understood football at the deepest level.

Every tactical evolution Pep made at Manchester City somehow had Bernardo at the center of it. False winger, interior, pivot helper, wide midfielder, false 9, pressing trigger, ball-retention machine, control specialist he mastered all of it. Pep trusted him in chaos games, possession games, transitions, defensive jobs, man-marking assignments, everywhere.

When City needed rhythm, Bernardo gave rhythm. When they needed control, he slowed the game down. When they needed intensity, he pressed like a midfielder and defended like a fullback. There’s a reason Pep kept changing systems over the years and Bernardo still remained essential through almost every version of the team.

A lot of players can execute instructions. Bernardo interprets space. That’s a different level of intelligence entirely.

You can even argue some of City’s biggest performances under Pep had Bernardo as the emotional and tactical heartbeat especially in big UCL nights and title run-ins. The work rate, scanning, press resistance, angles he creates for teammates, the way he manipulates pressure with small touches… those things don’t always appear in stats, but coaches and teammates notice immediately.

Football will remember the goalscorers and highlight players first, but tactically, Bernardo Silva was one of the pillars of Pep’s dynasty in England.

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

The Pep Guardiola era at Manchester City is now over. 🏁

📆 10 Years
✔️ 593 Games
✅ 416 Wins
🤝 86 Draws
❌ 91 Losses
⚽️ 1,422 Goals For
🥅 521 Goals Against
🏆 Premier League, x6
🏆 League Cup, x5
🏆 Community Shield, x3
🏆 FA Cup, x3
🏆 UEFA Super Cup, x1
🏆 FIFA Club World Cup, x1
🏆 UEFA Champions League, x1
🎖️ Premier League Manager of the Month, x13
🎖️ Premier League Manager of the Season, x5
🎖️ LMA Premier League Manager of the Year, x4
🎖️ LMA Manager of the Year, x3
🎖️ The Best FIFA Football Coach, x1
🎖️ UEFA Men's Coach of the Year, x1
🎖️ IFFHS World's Best Club Coach, x1
🎖️ League Managers Association Hall of Fame
🎖️ Globe Soccer Awards Coach of the Century

Thank you for changing our lives, @PepTeam. 👑

[Garang witty @garangoch]

Pep Guardiola embodies it all, from revolutionary tactics to unmatched charisma, and impeccable fashion. A true master decorated across every domain. There’s simply no one like him. Forever my GOAT.🩵🐐

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Bernardo Silva and Pep Guardiola in tears as Silva comes off the final time 🥺

A Premier League legend ❤️

[Garang witty @garangoch]

Kyle Walker is a Gee.🩵💪🏾

[Garang witty @garangoch]

@UTDTrey You are living in the past brother, wake up.
New empires have emerged, and yours is dead.