medical iguana

welcome to the bathroom

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Ur in his dms im at his home in Marin

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Another year another incredibly embarassing Spotify wrapped

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My resolution for the rest of 2024 is to become insufferable on LinkedIn

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People on Facebook marketplace clearly have no clue what mid century modern is

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Miley Cyrus is incredibly important to me

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I love my mom but she has too many ideas

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I can’t deal with insta stories that r like “look who came to visit 🥰💘.” Like ok who tf is that

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Real humbling to look at ur twitter likes and realize u have the sense of humor of like an 8 year old

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probably one of my toys. i love playing

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Me when I have 4 herniated discs and an eyeball infection 2 days before college graduation

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My school: no we can’t give u any more scholarship money we’re poor 😞

Also my school: what if we paid Rick Ross so much money to come to a football game and just watch it.

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“That’s a huge pug oh my god” - my roommate looking at a mastiff

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My 67 year old dad just told me he had to hang up on me because Below Deck was on and he “can’t get enough of that show”

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@soupsexual I wish u could downvote tweets like YouTube

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Why did he humble kris like that

[Pop Base @PopBase]

O.J. Simpson denies conspiracy theory that he’s Khloe Kardashian’s biological father:

“I always thought Kris was a cute girl. She was really nice. But I was dating supermodels.”

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is anyone else on jewelry and watch negotiation tik tok

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The only thing I could focus on in Don’t Worry Darling was that Harry put British as his chosen nationality for his avatar even though he was American in the flashbacks

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Girls will post nine horrible pictures of their coffee and rocks and be like “recently ☺️”

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I’m not working on my career I’m working on making my transition from moving to unmoving sidewalk as seamless as possible