Veef McBeffer

whaddup cuz

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

I’m like a ciggie, she only likes me when she’s drunk😔

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Absolute icon. NEVER forget it.

[Ororo😎 @McFlybowy]

The most unlucky front 3 ever might actually be Mane–Firmino–Salah. They had everything you would want in an attack. Goals, creativity, pressing, movement, chemistry, balance. They could hurt you in every possible way.

Salah was the ruthless scorer, Mane was the chaos and explosiveness, Firmino was the glue that made everything function. And that balance is what made them so so terrifying. It wasn’t just three great attackers playing together, it was three profiles that completed each other perfectly.

I genuinely think if football history was a little kinder to them, people would speak about them as arguably the greatest front 3 ever. The problem is they existed at the same time as two footballing machines Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City and that Real Madrid dynasty led by a beast Ronaldo.

People forget how fine the margins were. Liverpool got 97 points and still didn’t win the league. Then got 92 points and still didn’t win the league again. In almost any other season, those are comfortable title-winning seasons. That alone tells you the level they were competing against.

Then in Europe, Real Madrid took two Champions League finals away from them. Imagine the narrative if Liverpool win even one of those finals, or both. Suddenly that front 3 has 3 UCLs, multiple Premier Leagues, and the entire conversation changes a lot. We will all see them differently.

Because football history is heavily written by trophies, not always performances. A team can be historically dominant, but if another all-time team exists at the same moment, somebody’s legacy gets slightly buried. That’s what happened to them.

Despite all that, they still delivered one of the greatest peaks we’ve ever seen. They pressed like demons, countered at frightening speed, scored ridiculous numbers, and bullied elite defenses consistently. There was no comfortable way to defend against them. Sit deep, they break you in transition. Press high, they run past you. Man mark Firmino, Salah and Mane kill you in the spaces.

I honestly think time will be kinder to that Liverpool front 3. Once emotions and club rivalries fade a bit, people will look back and realize just how absurd they were. Because ability-wise, chemistry-wise, and balance-wise, they belong in any all-time conversation.

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

#bdubs

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

No Boss, that raise is perfect. The big ones scare me

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

You’ve heard of burger, but get ready for this. Cheeseburger.

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

✨shine bright like a burger✨

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

Just dropped a bag door dashing wingstop, I don’t give a fuck! I should probably give a fuck. I can’t afford it. I might start a payment plan for it. I don’t know why I did that, wildly financially irresponsible.

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

“Can you wear shorts so you look really gay”

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

“Can I cancel that tea, and get a coors light instead? “

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

I have a 99.9% chance of caving when there is the mention of getting beer with your freaking pals

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

Doing a puzzle trying to think about how I can turn it into a drinking game for myself

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

Full moon tonight?? That is the LAST thing i am worried about

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

Started making a playlist just to listen to my spotify wrapped for the next 6 months

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

As a wise man once said, ball up top

[marg @mags9873]

I have no goals no ambition no drive i just like to hang out with my friends

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

=VLOOKUP(Beer, Anywhereindenver, mytummy, FALSE)

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

The lion is concerning himself.

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

Save-money-september was a bust

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

Encara messi

[Veef McBeffer @mcdankledoo]

If i ever turn 29, shoot me in the back of the head like an old dog