MJ

never f*cking learned how to read

[MJ @garbagegarrich]

@CookOut I miss you so much. McDonald’s just robbed me in a way a tray never would have

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

ngl we need to put the entire military budget into education because y’all be scaring me sometimes

[MJ @garbagegarrich]

holy mean girl episode

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

Unfortunately for all of us, ppl still think rich ppl got rich because they are smart.

[Gavin Mueller @gavinmuellerphd]

Let’s get this going

[MJ @garbagegarrich]

I stand by what I said three years ago now more than ever

[MJ @garbagegarrich]

it would be so fun to slap Elon Musk across the face as hard as physically possible like his face screams slap tf outta me

[Super C 💎 @Chelsie___]

People not knowing that THIS is also global warming is exactly why we are fucked lmao

[MJ @garbagegarrich]

Omfg I can’t do this shit again

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

my friends: omg how are you!

me: i wronged the gods in all my past lives and i once again have only bad news

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

beating a dead horse but maybe one of the most pathetic men in history, painful to even think about his existence

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Literally every time I see a cybertruck.

[MJ @garbagegarrich]

I’m actually going to cry over bear 402 being killed

[aaryan @blondedicarus]

i’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (i love you)

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Release date for Stardew Valley console & mobile 1.6 update: November 4th

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

sorry for all the mean and accurate shit i said

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Did u know if u drink enough alcohol u can call him 413 times