Eleanor

gerbege garbeg garb

[lara @bratwurstbro]

girls that have had to do a stool sample are army strong

[Eleanor @garbagegman]

The altruistic behavior of prairie dogs is really bumming me out right now

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

This works! I creamed my jeans!

[Eleanor @garbagegman]

*buys a ring from a child* “look at you ya little philanthropist”

[Eleanor @garbagegman]

My mask breath smells like one of those old chairs

[Eleanor @garbagegman]

@Cosmopolitan u told me I couldn’t cry today bc it was unlucky and it’s caused me a hernia #newyear

[venus as a they @lgbtop]

i give everyone permission to milk my death for personal benefits if i die. idc if we’re just acquaintances, if we ever talked and i suddenly drop dead one day i want you to tell your boss you just lost a friend and take the day off. my treat

[layla💗✨ @laylal_]

spending too much time on the east coast is making me understand why stephen king the way he is

[Eleanor @garbagegman]

My friend who works as a janitor got a a whole frozen turkey as a Christmas bonus this year. Believe it or not it was a threatening interaction

[Eleanor @garbagegman]

Kinda weird that we kill each other so often we’ve made entertainment out of it. Looking at you, murder podcasts.

[Eleanor @garbagegman]

@OkayMaggs R u sure

[smarmy @OkayMaggs]

I swear if i was 20rn errthang would be soo good. Guess I'll have to wait tho

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

if a witch turned me into an animal i would revel in it. it doesn’t matter if it’s a frog or a starling or whatever i am just thrilled to not be beholden to capitalism

[Eleanor @garbagegman]

Currently thinking abt how the agricultural revolution supposedly gifted us art and culture. But if that’s true then explain hunter gatherer group’s art and culture. Why did we agriculture. I wanna collect nuts.

[Eleanor @garbagegman]

I love #dannydevito as much as you love #HarryStyles

[dev🕯 @oatmilf666]

was i ok on the 2nd of august

[Eleanor @garbagegman]

Just got compared to mongo burger #goodburgers #badvibes

[Eleanor @garbagegman]

Elsa is just like not a nice person

[Eleanor @garbagegman]

Pauly D more like Pauly Don’t

[Barstool Colorado State @BarstoolCSU]

Currently in Spain but without the S