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[SheepFu @Sheepfu182018]

Everyone thinks Sakusa Kiyoomi is just some quiet guy. He’s actually covered in tattoos and tongue piercings.

Everyone thinks Miya Atsumu is the campus fuckboy. He’s actually a volleyball nerd with a measuring tape.

[KAGE @kaged640]

Get ready.

[SheepFu @Sheepfu182018]

Villager A has a crush on Sakusa Kiyoomi. Who wouldn’t?

He’s attractive, works out, and smells nice.

Villager A figures that after the leagues, they’re finally going to confess.

Then, they meet Miya Atsumu.

[SheepFu @Sheepfu182018]

The royal advisor nearly fidgets in place.

“Lord Miya, His Majesty has not permitted this… engagement.”

“If His Majesty can make me his concubine without my permission,” Atsumu deadpans, “then surely I can break it off without his permission as well.”

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

i never thought about this

[lilac @llaiichii]

we all know kiyoomi was horrified to learn his type was a fake blonde with an attitude problem and massive tits

[ゆきひょー❕ @yukihyo1980]

📦💓

[ika @sunagazer]

midskip omi part-time dysfunctional alcoholic

[bat @grmbat]

office ... romance ..? 🤵
#sakuatsu #skts

[warawara @warawarayii]

#牛天 Major mistake

[warawara @warawarayii]

#牛天 #USHITEN 💤

[101.🪐 @ysuckgirl]

Great metaphor for the male loneliness epidemic. He literally sentenced her to death because he wanted a girlfriend.

[Beatrice Achterberg @BeaBovary]

Geht’s deutscher als sich aus dem heimischen Gästezimmer mit Dachschräge und Fenster auf Kipp in den G9-Call einzuwählen

[incorrect ushiten @incorrectushtn]

Teammate: So what's your type? You passed everytime it was your turn. Now I'm curious.

Ushijima: *Drunk* My type... is my husband!

Orzel Warszawa: ???

Teammate: You're married??

Ushijima: *Nodding proudly, pulling out a Polaroid picture of Tendou blowing a kiss at the camera*

[狒々 @fei_00714]

佐久侑

[ph☆e @popplioikawa]

@favspacetwink #nsfw

[Rick Garrido @RickGPunkt]

Sorry das ich bei Gaza Quellen wie die UN und Amesty international swoeit vertraue, dass ich in der Vergangenheit Kritik an dem Staat Isreal geäußert habe.

Bevor ich das nächste mal was zum Thema poste werd ich erstmal hinfliegen und selbst nachsehen ob es stimmt.

[Robin 🍌 @tricodeku]

it's wimdy 😭 #tsukihina

[inkanii 💐 @inkanii]

poke