Alan

[Andrew Allen @AAllenSport]

The irony of punishing the delaying of a restart just to turn a football match into this...

[Zac Wilson @ZACWILSON_]

🚨 Confirmed: Michael Oliver will referee Arsenal vs Man City on Sunday

Some facts about Michael Oliver:

💰 Olivier was paid £20,000 in 2023 to referee a game in UAE, funded by Man City owner

❌ Kovacic escaped a controversial red card from Oliver the last time the teams played each other

⚠️ Oliver has awarded fewer yellow cards to Man City compared to any of the top 8 clubs

⚽️ Oliver has awarded Man City 11 penalties in games he has refereed

0️⃣ Oliver has never issued a red card against Man City

Credit: @JoeLFC94 for the video

[Alan @gare_alan]

@BrentfordFC Collins should have had a yellow card for brandishing an imaginary card as well. I don't see you grizzling about that! 🤷‍♂️🤣

[Alan @gare_alan]

@xEllie24_ Geordie maggots! 👍

[Paul Merson @PaulMerse]

Looking to follow a few people back, give this a RT and will follow some of you great people 👍🏼

[Alan @gare_alan]

@YankeeGunner The wheels are falling off! 🤣

[Alan @gare_alan]

@AckerooBanzai @saltimes He lost his head and should have seen a red card. 🤷‍♂️

[Alan @gare_alan]

@the_chelski_ger @DarrenBent Such as? Headbutting elbows? Poor old Bruno must have nearly got injured with that forearm smash! 🙄

[Alan @gare_alan]

@DarrenBent Or the corruption.....

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[TheArsenal1913 @TheArsenal1913]

"We lost our status as Invincibles against Man United…When I die, I’m going to ask God where the referees are before I choose between Heaven & Hell." - Arsène Wenger

A thread of some of the strangest refereeing decisions against The Arsenal 🧵

[Alan @gare_alan]

@NoContextBrits Wanking with a chance of meatballs

[Alan @gare_alan]

@allthemystery Christmas in Hollis? 👍

[Alan @gare_alan]

Sorted! 👍

[Alan @gare_alan]

@TheRepairShop can you help me out please? 🙏

[Alan @gare_alan]

@nocontextfm1 I used the editor to make a player I was trying to buy hate the clubs who were making rival bids on him.

[Tim Vine @RealTimVine]

The Tim Vine Sutton United song. We’re going to a Wembley final on Sunday. I had to do it. #suttonunited @PapaJohnsTrophy @suttonunited

[Alan @gare_alan]

@apnelson1 Arrogant arse! 🤷‍♂️

[Alan @gare_alan]

@clumsyoaf33