Garrett

[Garrett @garebear998]

Damn I used to be so corny. Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms tho.

[Garrett @garebear998]

You should treat your mom like every day is Mother's Day

[katie spalding @supermathskid]

Can James Acaster either be made world president or marry me or both please and thank you

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Statistically now the most likely outcome is that Biden wins Pennsylvania, Arizona, Nevada, & Georgia; Trump wins North Carolina; and Don Jr. rips such a fat line that his head melts like the Nazi in Indiana Jones

[B/R Football @brfootball]

David Alaba had a message after winning the Champions League 📸

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

THREAD: as a waiter, here’s a list of things you can do to increase safety when eating at dine in restaurants: (1/11)

[Electronic Arts @EA]

Skate is Back!

[Rhett McLaughlin @rhettmc]

Watching the murder of #GeorgeFloyd and the resulting protests, I was reminded of the way I used to think. I wrote a letter to former myself.

#LetterToAWhiteMan #BlackLivesMatter

Medium post: https://t.co/NmqBBtG1kI

[Garrett @garebear998]

If you have the money please donate. Help those who are unjustly imprisoned and #EndCashBail

[B/R Gaming @BRGaming]

The hero Skate 4 deserves 😂

[Legendary demi-hottie Li’l 🌳 @karengeier]

Who’s that guy on the right

[Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism]

It’s these ridiculous videos that make the internet tolerable https://t.co/oVnpQMXZHi

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

I’m gonna fucking kill myself

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

White dudes will be like "there he is, the man, the myth, the legend!" And it's just Garrett

[Mike Tunison @xmasape]

watch out now

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page.

[Z. “Partygoer” Smooth @itszmoothly]

Nintendo Nintendamos
Nintendas Nintendáis
Nintenda Nintendan

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

I swear this gets funnier and funnier every time I watch it😂