garf johnson

vietnam draft dodger, Seinfeld fanatic

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

IM NOT TAKING THE CHINA VIRUS VACCINE! 200 MILLION SHEEP WILL BE LED TO THE SLAUGHTER! #Bullock2020

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Before taking office, President Biden set a bold goal of 100 million shots in his first 100 days.

After reaching the goal in just 58 days, he doubled it to 200 million.

And today, because of the hard work of people across the country, we officially reached it.

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[garf johnson @garf56138329]

NO POKING UP MY HOLE

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

I CAN'T SMOKE UP IF THE CAMERA IS ON, PLEASE HELP ME

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

HOW DO YOU TURN YOUR CAMERA OFF ON ZOOM?

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

I SPEAK IN DOLLARS AND CENTS BECAUSE I'VE GOT MONEY ON MY MIND

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

I HATE THE QUEEN, CAN'T WAIT FOR STEVE BULLOCK TO SHOW THAT OLD BAG WHAT'S WHAT!!!

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

Can't wait for Biden Obama to take my social security which I paid good money into until '96 when I became a soverign citizen #DeSantis2012 #Fuckyouherald

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

@literaldickpics thank you

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

WHAT DOES CUM LAUDE MEAN?!?

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

@literaldickpics Dick Cheney next please

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

@bob72613594 KEEP IT UP BOB! THAT'S MY BROTHER!1!

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

MARK CUBAN IS NEVER GOING TO BE MY PRESIDENT!!!!
#DeSantis2012

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

@TheTimDrury I hope your teaching these kids right Tim. my taxes are going to support them (not my choice). #DeSantis2012

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

@YubaCityCA What are your thoughts on the recent allegations of sexual assault brought on against Andrew Cuomo?

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

@herbert67147929 WILD MAN, THAT AMOS

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

MARCH 4TH, TRUMP IS COMING BACK

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

@herbert67147929 AMOS ALWAYS WAS A RASCAL, LITTLE SHIT!

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

@herbert67147929 HERB, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG! DID YOU EVER BEAT AMOS DICKLY IN THE LONG JUMP?

[garf johnson @garf56138329]

@herbert67147929 you caught me red handed