alex

born to tweak, forced to lock in

[alex @garfieldtitty]

Me trying to act chill walking past the Elloran guards with a plaster mold of Captain Karthik’s dick hidden in my throat

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

Lorde is the most important person of all time

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

Devil on my shoulder: it’s Friday night. Have 7-10 beers. Come on do it 😈 you know you want to 😈

Angel on my shoulder: only have 3-5 beers

[alex @garfieldtitty]

new lorde single…

[🤍masterbeef🤍 @newgamertag]

charli xcx being a bear is lowkey frying me

[alex @garfieldtitty]

save me Trader Joe’s lemon scone

[alex @garfieldtitty]

every gay person around the world rn

[alex @garfieldtitty]

tote bag keeps falling off my shoulder

[alex @garfieldtitty]

@cxntyrhombus brat: the rusical would single-handedly revive the drag race franchise

[alex @garfieldtitty]

@dive_nn this spotify daylist says so much about society….

[alex @garfieldtitty]

@lucavi_ftw bearletariat ☭

[alex @garfieldtitty]

@geogre_j bear… its so confusing sometimes to be a bear

[alex @garfieldtitty]

@toekneeyoh not too much on pedro now bffr

[con @genghicon]

(taking backshots)
he’s…. right behind me isn’t he

[alex @garfieldtitty]

@cabby he’s a fascist

[alex @garfieldtitty]

@gracecamille_ good luck, babe… he listens to it and thinks about harry styles 🙂‍↕️

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

love the phrase ‘bear in mind’ so much— like um yes always actually

[alex @garfieldtitty]

need more chappell roan music