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[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

if masturbation is a form of witchcraft you better start calling me High Archmage Belzedorf cause i love casting spells

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

would kill for a stack of pancakes rn mm mm yummy

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we do. you just have to use it

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

EoE today

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AND NOW MY WORK KEYS ARE AT DOBBS SO I CANT UNLOCK THE OFFICE DOORS EVEN THOUGH IM THE FIRST ONE THERE EVERY DAY SO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO SHOW UP

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

got a flat tire right before parking at work yesterday so i parked it at work so i could change the tire when i got off but little did i know it would take 4 hours and 2 other people to accomplish this

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

wym i texted you 12 hours ago but i didn’t respond to your reply for 45 minutes and now you’re hounding me. WE COULDVE BEEN SOLVED THIS. MF HOE

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

people on facebook marketplace are starting to PISS ME OFF

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so excited to see EoE tomorrow at the theater i’m going to have soooo much popcorn yayyy

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

gum pain so bad my lymph node is swollen

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

i think about this image about twice a month because truly this sentence does not have any words that could be changed to cat that would make it not an insane sentence

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

the project manager i had minor beef with just got #FIRED and my boss liked my parking lot concept plan i was working on

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

taking bets on whether it’ll be a #commitsuicideatworkmonday or #joyousdayatworkmonday place your predictions now

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

taking bets on whether it’ll be a #commitsuicideatworkmonday or #joyousdayatworkmonday place your predictions now

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

@caycaybutreal yes

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

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[benji wenji🟢💬 (CLOSED COMMS) @Wsp_Benjiyo]

YES I CAN FINALLY USE THIS EMOJI 📅 #17july

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[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

@DixonTheWolf ive been having about a gallon per day. all i do at work is pee and stare at the blank screen.

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

i like whitearmor lots

[Piper ₍^. .^₎⟆ @salviaseed]

i love dawn somewhere’s mind so much this is exactly how i see twilight

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

@juggonthursdays what u want me to do shawn do u want me to launch a formal investigation

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

she wasn’t lying i was not in trouble but oh my god? so ominous

[gargargarfondoedoedoe @garfondoe]

boss called me on teams out of the blue this morn and said “you’re not in any trouble, but i need you to leave the office, walk outside and call me on my personal cell phone and do not say anything to anyone on your way out”