Helen 🍅

hotdog enthusiast + pretty good dancer

[Helen 🍅 @garfooble]

Local gay dancers Helen and Max STUN in new video from practice

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@cohaug see ya there!

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The Carp is Back

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@olliehastweets be honest how often are people saying "how's it hangin?" to you now

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okay. i think everyone is out to Get me

[cherry 🌙 @cherrycomfy]

if youre a tgirl you need to learn how to trust your gut feeling on things

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@aniscapular @ratlimit @Narretz not much what's msw with you?

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@aloe_sin well, did she and was he

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pretty much this is what my life is like

[Helen 🍅 @garfooble]

few else understand that "panties" is THE grossest word

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Support Detrans Art.

For multiple months, trans ideology convinced me I could feel "normal" in panties. But once I awoke from indoctrination, panties again became what they truly are: my erotic prison. Now, I aspire to envision my escape.

"Shackled by Panties", photograph, 2025

[Helen 🍅 @garfooble]

@hgtvdeathdrive what the fuck

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@mimimimikys ohhhhh

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"...Allen?"

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

we need a word for the opposite-gender name сis people miraculously manage to hear instead of the name you very clearly told them. Alice → Alex, Kate → Cade, Margo → Marco, etc.

[Helen 🍅 @garfooble]

todays my birthday

[ruby ♦️ #IAMGOINGSHOPPING @plutogoats]

The idea of my age not starting with a 1 anymore

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@reducedscheme tough day for me to hear this

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@cr0wlady oh my god

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@reducedscheme let's go!!!!!!!!

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yeah so basically there's the normal ending to Paxlovid where you drink a ton of water to wash down the bitter taste, but the true ending that the devs intended was that you drink so little water that your mouth never produces any saliva at all

[Helen 🍅 @garfooble]

spent some good time last week kissing my friends, but incurred a great cost: contracted the novel coronavirus

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Turned on NPR for 7 seconds.

—Now, we 𝙖𝙡𝙡 know about Post-Traumatic 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨. But what 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 talking about is Post-Traumatic 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙩𝙝.

—Yes. 𝙔𝙚𝙨.

[Helen 🍅 @garfooble]

new york was so fun. i can tell why all the hot people in my phone live there

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@rat_limit it's soooo cool how "not getting jokes" is not a social hindrance for these people but is in fact some kind of superpower for getting whatever you want