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long live garg

[maia arson crimew facts and tea @awawawhoami]

an extinction level event just hit san francisco

[garg @gargargargarg]

@audreygynephile 🤝

[garg @gargargargarg]

autism lesson that you learn at 14-22 or basically never: there's a perfect middle ground amount of masking where neurotypical people love you and any more or less and they fucking hate your guts. typically one calibrates their amount by getting drunk a bunch of times

[garg @gargargargarg]

99% of burnouts quit right before they finally become super good at everything

[lex walton vevo official @yugiohmachinim2]

was really tough to narrow down but here's my definitive top 10 power pop songs!!!!

[garg @gargargargarg]

they made a new number to express how cool i am. hint: it's seventy

[gus @thewizardofaug]

i love aphex twin but it always saddened me to read that the reason he started making electronic music was to drown out the “Jesus and Mary chain rubbish” his sister listened to or smth

[garg @gargargargarg]

ma'am, you're telling me i'm supposed to have been doing *work* on this porn computer?

["Lou"ReedTyranny @nakedfoul]

To count as “indie rock,” you’ve gotta lack something required to be a real rock star — ability, looks, rizz, drive, interest, distribution, whatever. The Strokes are disqualified on all counts.

[WH @hastifliche]

The children's Archibald Prize was a lot better than the official adult one

[garg @gargargargarg]

hey google why am i becoming a caricature of myself

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Throwing up white foam) My foam !

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

This is what former programmers who now got into vibecoding sound like to me

[garg @gargargargarg]

so "lactose" is the molecule and "lactase" is the enzyme that breaks it down—brilliant work as always, kojima

[garg @gargargargarg]

last night was a chrome extension

[Errai @errai]

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man

Friend 2: vessel alert

[merrin @wowzowee]

In Chicago Illinois, all the trendy bars are conducting an experiment where they play this song on first dates to make women with interesting hair cuts fall in love with men who are reluctantly picking up the tab https://t.co/VJqDrlCdxj