meg ⚜️

I wanna sit under my own vine and fig tree

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

In Britain 🇬🇧 you get to insult the Queen 👑 once in your life. But you have to wait until you’re 💯 years old.

[meg ⚜️ @garnett_m]

Working bank holidays is not the one 😴

[ᴇᴍᴍᴇʟɪɴᴇ ʜᴀʀᴛʟᴇʏ @EmmelineHartley]

I mentioned yesterday that I’d been scammed out of every penny I had. Thought I’d post what happened in case it helps anyone avoid being in the same position. Please save the lectures, I don’t think it’s possible for me to feel any stupider 🤦🏻‍♀️ #royalmailscam #safeaccountscam

[meg ⚜️ @garnett_m]

@mohimatahid Just a little rock, paper, scissors joke for you

[Lily O’Farrell @lily_ofarrell]

#notallmen (1/2)

[meg ⚜️ @garnett_m]

What do they pay Susanna Reid to do?

[meg ⚜️ @garnett_m]

@GeorgeGoodwin3 You’ll be getting one in a minute

[TV Connoisseur @Soy_Corriendo]

This Tik Tok is so accurate when it comes to emails at work 😂

[Megan Townsend @mmtowns]

Sorry you’re nothing but evil if you’re going to cut a fucking pepper in half because you don’t think a child deserves a full one

[meg ⚜️ @garnett_m]

Am I ready for every email starting with happy new year? No. Will my reply be equally as enthusiastic? Yes.

[meg ⚜️ @garnett_m]

Or are they starGRAZING

[meg ⚜️ @garnett_m]

Never think about how engrained my catholic school education is until I say something like “praise be” because a report ran

[meg ⚜️ @garnett_m]

Module needed at uni: how to reply calmly to emails when people don’t deserve that

[meg ⚜️ @garnett_m]

@mohimatahid Sending lots of love 💗

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

The Baudelaire orphans:

[meg ⚜️ @garnett_m]

@mohimatahid Same as eat out to help out but stay home and lose weight?

[meg ⚜️ @garnett_m]

@mohimatahid 💖💖💖

[meg ⚜️ @garnett_m]

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

[meg ⚜️ @garnett_m]

If £10 can do 40 meals I just can’t understand what’s happening. Even IF the universal credit system had been adjusted to help families why would you risk it? What do you gain? https://t.co/HhnXwcyUdC

[meg ⚜️ @garnett_m]

I hope the people who wrongfully accuse me on Among Us don't sleep well tonight x