Steve Garnes

[Steve Garnes @garnzi]

@bigpodski @kimberleypipet @MasterChefUK Blah, blah, blah.... its not your experience I have a problem with, its your bigotted comnents!

By your reckoning, any success by a black person is not by merit, its only awarded by your clouded judgement. Hence your proclivety to use the letters DEI..

[Steve Garnes @garnzi]

@bigpodski @kimberleypipet @MasterChefUK Fuck you with your racist bullshit

[Steve Garnes @garnzi]

@HowDidiDo @TitleistEurope Quail Hollow

[HowDidiDo @HowDidiDo]

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[Steve Garnes @garnzi]

@sanman521 @YourTurdliness @CalltoActivism Dunning -Kruger, it’s a hell of a drug…!

[Steve Garnes @garnzi]

Tulisa giving off serious Jodie Marsh vibes… #imacelebrity

[Steve Garnes @garnzi]

@carolvorders @MVTFWD High Peak - My tactical vote is Labour

[Steve Garnes @garnzi]

@SkyNews Privatise all the profits and socialise the debt, typical…!

[Steve Garnes @garnzi]

@RonFilipkowski This post hits the nail on the head….. https://t.co/kAKyGs3zfr

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read:

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?”

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”

-Nate White

[Steve Garnes @garnzi]

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[Coach Lockey @CoachLockey]

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[Steve Garnes @garnzi]

@NUCLRGOLF @TrumpBedminster Did he really just refer to himself as being an athlete? I’ll let Mike respond on my behalf 😂

[Steve Garnes @garnzi]

@NUCLRGOLF I think an Ed209 unit would be able to provide a suitable level of punishment 🔥

[Steve Garnes @garnzi]

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[Steve Garnes @garnzi]

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[Steve Garnes @garnzi]

@ColourandNoise @MichaelTakeMP Exactly what I came here to say 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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[Steve Garnes @garnzi]

@carolvorders @MetroUK What an absolute arse…!