Garret Gregory

[Garret Gregory @garretgregory02]

He definitely got the angle. @LoganMayes5

[Garret Gregory @garretgregory02]

@japan_nobunaga @itsCUDDIE If this doesn’t bring tears to your eyes nothing will. Roll Tide

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Alabama a man said "Roll Tide" to me as a greeting.

Later that same day, the same man said "Roll Tide" as a goodbye.

I asked a woman at the store what it means.

She said, "Roll Tide."

I asked what it means.

She said, "It means Roll Tide, sugar."

So I began collecting evidence. I kept a list. I am not embarrassed about the list.

I have now heard "Roll Tide" used as: hello. Goodbye. Thank you. I am sorry. Congratulations. That is unfortunate. I agree. I disagree. And once, in a hardware store, as a complete set of instructions for installing a ceiling fan.

I heard it said at a funeral.

It was appropriate. It was the most appropriate thing anyone said that day.

I began using it. Carefully at first, the way a man handles a borrowed sword.

I said it to a cashier. She said it back.

I said it to a police officer who had stopped me for a broken taillight.

He looked at me for a long moment. He looked at my face. He looked at my taillight.

Then he said it back, and nodded once, and did not write the ticket.

I wish to be extremely clear that I am not claiming those two events are related.

I am also not claiming they are unrelated.

A man at a gas station heard my accent and asked where I was from. I told him Japan.

He said, "Roll Tide."

He meant welcome. I knew he meant welcome. There was no ambiguity at all.

I have been in Alabama eleven days.

I have one word.

It has been enough for everything.

I have started saying it in other states.

It does not work in other states.

I said it in a warehouse store in Oregon. One man turned around.

He was from Alabama. He said it back. We did not speak after that. We did not have to.

I say it anyway.

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Thinking about football.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This First Round of the NCAA Baseball Tournament should NEVER END

[Alabama Baseball @AlabamaBSB]

THE SWING OF HIS LIFE!

@bradyneal16 | #RollTide

[Bear Bryant’s Burner @TheBearsBurner]

The Amari Allen late season collapse limited this team so much.

[Alabama Men’s Basketball @AlabamaMBB]

Young Bull Mentality.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

OHHHHHHH SHITTTT

BAMA BACK

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

We as a society might need to delete some tweets about Alabama

[Cover Crimson @CoverCrimson]

Alabama QB Ty Simpson getting his guys fired up before kickoff of the SEC Championship 🔥

“Take this all in. You get to play for the University of Alabama in the 2025 SEC Championship — there ain’t nothing like it.”

[MattBeGreat @mattbegreatyt]

Kalen DeBoer with the season on the line

[Harvey Updyke @Harveyrolltide]

Get this fucking kid off the team Talty doesn’t fucking deserve to be an Alabama player

[Andrew @aterry65]

Saturday’s team entrance was top tier �

[Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL]

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em. 💨

#RollTide | @_MIBProgram

[Patrick Surtain @PatSurtainll]

Smoke Em, If Ya Got Em !!

[Garret Gregory @garretgregory02]

@blakebyler45 Bama on bama crime has reached the NBA

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

Happy Birthday, Coach! 👍

#GigEm

[Aaron Murray @aaronmurray11]

We have a Bama problem 😏

[Saban Field at Bryant-Denny Stadium @BryantDenny_UA]

That’s my Quarterback. 🥲