Connor Grochowski

[Connor Grochowski @ConnorGrochowsk]

if you see me repost a reel, be a friend and tell a friend that I accidentally hit the damn button

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@Jouhatsu_ai download link? TIA, you’re the man

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either my IG algorithm was Absolutely Cooking for a brief moment in time, or I just satisfied the requisite training for my bot that carves out one’s ideal nook of the internet.
#consecutivebangers

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by far the best thing to come out of “aura” gaining social currency, is that I can now confidently spell “restaurant”

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don’t need credit. or royalties. just a beer with Mr. Harrelson, please @Lionsgate

https://t.co/EjfOWoDlU4

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The fact that “Now You See Me 2” wasn’t called Now You Don’t...

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just learned that having an itchy foot can become quite the pickle if you’re of ticklish descent

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someone convince me there’s a better song. seriously.

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@RayGQue that LSU film crew this year 🫣😬🫠

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@Revelation2041 @joerogan please

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@DPandemic_Clay @TradesIn5 calculated chutzpah. love it dude keep grinding y’all make a difference🤙🏼

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@AuburnBaseball @AuburnBaseball is the catcher okay?

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@DynastyEeyore @aNellytics join my dynasty mock🤙🏼

https://t.co/JCVjbjnZRo

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@NFLFilmStudy but why aren’t we hitting Justin Shorter over the top for a tudder?

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@tedmeistah tombstone blue

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Toilets are the best trash cans

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Hearing Mac on “Day Before” for the first time was a cool experience

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Starting to miss Zoom. For a second there, I forgot that there are actual people simply not capable of keeping their ridiculously subpar joke to themselves in a 300 person lecture hall
Look dude, I like Elon too. But that doesnt mean saying lame shit like "Colonize Mars" is funny

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nobody gets more excited than your professor when a student asks a question that will be answered on the next slide

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To the illiterate morons from Birmingham that think this tweet was Cudi slander, you couldn’t be farther from the truth

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I think the soundtrack to my life is really just shitty hold music