Garret

Rutgers '17

[Garret @garrethomas17]

That crisp morning air when you wear shorts despite your mom telling you not to and you’ve got a crumpled up brown lunch bag with a wawa hoagie and chips. You got a crisp $20 in your pocket for a souvenir. Wow.

[FCB💸 @FastcashEBK]

The air in the mornings of field trips use to hit different 😭

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

Rest in peace, Sam Neill. Thank you for bringing Dr. Grant to life.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

recanting all my Jaylen Brown slander now that he’s a Sixer

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Philly sooooon first stadium show of tour lfg

[mr locke sportello @BenShh1]

it’s funny to not know whether this is about a deadly virus or an NFL coach having an affair

[Taryn Hatcher @TarynNHatcher]

@WAZ_525 Babe, I will drag your ass all the way to a Philadelphia sewer and swirly you there. Don’t start with me today.

[Matt del Rio @mdelNBA]

It is time to buy a Flyers jersey *looks up the price of a Flyers jersey* it is time to buy a Flyers t shirt

[Alec Crouthamel @AlecCr12]

Fun(?) fact:

Just two years ago, Rutgers beat both halves of this year's National Championship matchup 62-38.

And the Scarlet Knights combined to throw for 123 total passing yards in those two games. Wild world, this whole college football thing is.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This is a sick man.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Slugger Kyle Schwarber and the Philadelphia Phillies are finalizing a five-year, $150 million contract, sources tell ESPN. The NL MVP runner-up, one of the best home run hitters and clubhouse leaders in baseball, is returning to Philadelphia.

[Andrew Brandt @AndrewBrandt]

Good luck crafting a rule that doesn't allow what the Eagles do but allows for this..

[usmnt_wrld 🇺🇸 @UclaWRLD]

I thought this was lee corso picking sdsu on college gameday

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Me on the final day of the 76ers 2024-2025 season: "God, I am not falling for the 76ers bullshit ever again. Fucking brutal. Never again. Fuck this fucking team. FUCK."

Me today:

[Luke Thomas🏋️‍♀️ @lthomasnews]

Yeah, we’ve noticed.

[lex @jorilextera]

imagine telling us two years ago that jason kelce would play a major role in announcing a new taylor swift album lmao

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

The best entrance in baseball meets the best atmosphere in baseball 🔥

[freia @freialobo]

One of my longest standing hobbies is thinking about whether I should get an iPad. It’s not about the iPad it’s about imagining the alternate life I might live as someone who has an iPad. Love to wonder about it

[Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda]

That boy name must be on every page 😭

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

RIP Ozzy Osbourne. I’ll always remember when the New England Patriots played Crazy Train when running onto the field for Super Bowl 52 (Eagles won that game)

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Wannabe Chase Utley.

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Doing the cup song at the bar until the bartender notices that you need another round