Garrett

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @The_Caleb_Manor funny in real life. go play outside

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[heats ⁉ @POCHOWEK]

Let's all get big fat DOWNLOAD buttons and not tell Github

[Nature Is Nonpartisan @NINP_org]

The National Park Service ran on a $3 billion budget and generated $56 billion in economic output in 2024. That’s over $17 back for every $1 invested.

With a record of 332 million visitors last year, Americans clearly care about their parks and expect them to be funded.

[mtp @tsengputterman]

What stage of capitalism is it when the White House is rigging betting markets on how long its press briefings denying war crimes will last

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

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The #Ravens and long-time decorated head coach John Harbaugh are parting ways after days of discussion, per The Insiders.

Major decision in Baltimore.

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this

[Kevin Oestreicher @koestreicher34]

The Ravens and unbelievable losses

Name a better duo

[𝙕𝙖𝙘𝙝🦦® @NewEraZach]

The Baltimore Ravens

[Colossal Biosciences® @colossal]

SOUND ON. You’re hearing the first howl of a dire wolf in over 10,000 years. Meet Romulus and Remus—the world’s first de-extinct animals, born on October 1, 2024.

The dire wolf has been extinct for over 10,000 years. These two wolves were brought back from extinction using genetic edits derived from a complete dire wolf genome, meticulously reconstructed by Colossal from ancient DNA found in fossils dating back 11,500 and 72,000 years. This moment marks not only a milestone for us as a company but also a leap forward for science, conservation, and humanity. From the beginning, our goal has been clear: “To revolutionize history and be the first company to use CRISPR technology successfully in the de-extinction of previously lost species.” By achieving this, we continue to push forward our broader mission on—accepting humanity’s duty to restore Earth to a healthier state.

But this isn’t just our moment—it’s one for science, our planet, and humankind. All of which we love and are passionate about. Now, close your eyes and listen to that howl once more. Think about what this means for all of us.

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

Just started watching Malcolm in the Middle episode 1. Got 151 to catch up on before we start filming again in a few days!!! Can't wait to get back together with my old family.

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Bill Burr: And another thing I don’t think corporations should dump chemical runoff in our drinking water

Guy on Twitter: Bill Burr has gone full communist

[John @iam_johnw]

Lamar Jackson is a choke artist because he led a 90 yard touchdown drive and mark Andrews dropped the 2 point play but Jalen hurts is a winner because saquon scored 2 touchdowns lmao gotta love team sports

[Ryan Mink @ryanmink]

Lamar Jackson did something today no QB in NFL history had ever done.

He hit all these minimums: 80% completion pct., 250 passing yards, 5 passing TDs, 0 INTs, 50 rushing yards.

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Jake Paul should fight Joe Biden next

[pj @pjayevans]

when someone is shocked that you haven’t seen a movie. Who gives a shit..I was doing other stuff

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

So far this year, the United States has given:

- $24,400,000,000 to Ukraine.
- $11,300,000,000 to Israel.
- $1,950,000,000 to Ethiopia.
- $1,600,000,000 to Jordan.
- $1,400,000,000 to Egypt.
- $1,100,000,000 to Afghanistan.
- $1,100,000,000 to Somalia.
- $1,000,000,000 to Yemen.
- $987,000,000 to Congo.
- $896,000,000 to Syria.
- $9,000 per illegal immigrant that has entered the U.S.

And Americans who have lost everything to Hurricane Helene will be getting $750, courtesy of FEMA.

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

DERRICK HENRY TO THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

Tune in on NBC!

[Hass😈 @HassanBackAgain]

My bad for gate keeping this picture yall😭

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

CEOs can write off the entire cost of their private jets, but you can’t write off the cost of the car you use to drive to work.

This is what it looks like when billionaires and corporations are allowed to fund the election campaigns of the politicians who write our tax laws.