Garrett Boyer

Jack of all trades|
Master of none

[mattkendrick @mattkendrick]

Interesting that @CallawayGolf asks us to make an ad then approves it then asks us to take the fall then drops us in a coordinated media blitz and covers it up by giving a million dollars away thinking everyone will be ok with it. 30 for 39 will be legendary.

[Brady Harris @StormCat5_]

The past 24 hours in Ohio and Indiana have been absolutely INSANE

We've had:
- A confirmed Derecho
- Multiple Tornadoes
- Up to 10 inches of Rain
- Over 400,000 Lightning Strikes

By far the most active stretch of storms our region has seen all year.

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

A video of the Birmingham, UK police practicing some "modern UK" two tier policing has been going viral and they've made several statements asking people not to share it.

I don think so, mate 🇺🇸

Share accordingly...

#CityLife #TwoTierKier #crime #war #police #birmingham #migrants #diversity #unitedkingdom #mate #invasion #enrichment #urban #cops #caliphate #BirminghamPolice

[doomer @uncledoomer]

it is now cheaper to just build your own damn house than negotiate with a baby boomer

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

@TrumpDailyPosts The American government

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

@JohnKasich Thank God you never became President....

[Garand Thumb @GarandThumb1]

@SalimForVA What is it like being a traitor and trying to disarm your fellow countrymen?

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

Date idea: you watch me drink 26 beers and I explain to you who was really behind 9/11

[AB @AB84]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

I, too, have decided not to build nukes in exchange for $300 billion

[naiive @naiivememe]

" I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in "
World first trillionaire Elon Musk

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Don’t worry about Elon becoming rich with his own money.

Worry about politicians becoming rich with your money.

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

What kind of government warns us not to enter very dangerous countries, yet lets people from those same countries just walk into ours without a passport?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I find the 2 most insufferable group of people on the planet are lifetime educators and lifetime politicians. Both live in a fantasy world that lacks common sense and would not survive a day in the real world

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[Moiz Ali @moizali]

Unpopular Opinion: Inflation is over 5% right now.

The Labor Department knows it but is just lowballing us because a 6% print would make the Dow drop 10,000 points in one day.

[Jum @JesterJum]

If we can't be taxed on unrealized gains, why the fuck are we being taxed on the new increased valuation of our home without selling it?

THAT'S UNREALIZED GAINS!

[McNasty @McNasty]

why is no energy drink company making uncaffienated drinks??? i wanna drink 10 alani's a day without dying.

[Eric Trump @EricTrump]

🤣🤣

One of the great responses to a reporter in history!

JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war?

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!"

"You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"