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he/him • vintage clothes • honorary pop girlie

[Jill Tucker @jilltucker]

If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[critter @BecomingCritter]

*scrolling twitter for 4th straight hour* man I'm so glad I never got hooked on short-form video

[TSwany @TSwanyIRL]

he pisses me off so bad this video came to me in a vision and I had to make it

[Ace Niederhoff LeFleur @aceniederhoff]

People in Huntington Beach still look like this

[madi @luckygirldotcom]

niggas be scared to dm a girl whole time she eat double quarter pounders

[Grandson @kev_the_hope]

City girls music so mean. Like I don’t deserve no pussy cause I’m financially unstable? Like no pussy at all?

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I stopped playing video games in the 90s once I realized that Patman couldn't wear jeans.. it just made me profoundly sad.

[pink berry @thedarkprowler]

Busting after I hit on 15 and then just holding my head underwater until I pass out and drown

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

New leaked Epstein documents show the FBI removed the hard drive from the prison's camera system and wiped all footage from the night Jeffrey Epstein was murdered..

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

It somehow got funnier every second 😂

[Peter Pref @PrefEquityPeter]

Me after 9 overpriced Guinness at the local Irish pub https://t.co/lb0N1FQwCx

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

This is what the most annoying fuckers you've ever met call their vape

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[G @garrettbabbitt]

They yassified Emma Stone, the game is cooked

[G @garrettbabbitt]

Guy sitting in front of me on the airplane just bumping Darude Sandstorm off his phone. No headphones just trance and plane chaos