Dave Lopez

[Warren Miller Entertainment @WarrenMillerEnt]

It’s still hard to believe the Egan brothers skied away from a giant cornice collapsing beneath them 🤯

We always loved filming this duo 🤙

🎞️: Extreme Winter (1990) #WarrenMiller

[RussiaNews 🇷🇺 @mog_russEN]

🚨FUN BIT:

He just wanted to turn off the tap, but things escalated a bit.

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

The dishwasher broke

My wife said "good thing we have the home warranty"

I said nothing

I've been paying $62 a month for three years for this moment

$2,232 for the peace of mind that when something breaks someone will come to the house and tell me it's not covered

I called

47 minutes on hold

They sent a technician

Arrival window: Tuesday through Thursday between 8am and 5pm

My analyst delivers faster than that

And he still hasn't fixed the gridlines

He showed up Wednesday at 4:47pm

Looked at the dishwasher

Opened the door

Closed the door

Touched something underneath

Said "not covered"

90 seconds

That's faster than my bank lets me prove I'm human

I said "what's covered"

He said "the motor"

I said "what's wrong with it"

He said "not the motor"

I said "convenient"

He said the service fee is $75

I paid a man $75 to open my dishwasher, close my dishwasher, and say two words

My analyst could do that

And he's not even that good

I called the warranty company back

38 minutes on hold

Requested the policy

129 pages

I read all 129 pages

Because that's what I do

The coverage section is 34 pages

The exclusions section is 58

The business model is right there

In the margins

Where nobody reads

Except me

Page 91 says "all mechanical and electrical components essential to appliance function are covered under standard service"

Page 104 excludes control panels

A control panel is an electrical component essential to appliance function

Their own document contradicts itself 13 pages apart

I highlighted both

Sent them an email

Subject line: "Plz fix. Thx."

Attached both pages

No other context

Took them three days to send a technician

Took them 4 hours to call me back when I found the loophole

Funny how that works

They covered the repair

Waived the $75

And I canceled the warranty anyway

Because a contract that contradicts itself isn't a contract

It's a suggestion

My wife said "so we're canceling"

I said "we're canceling"

She said "and the dishwasher"

I said "fixed. They're covering it."

She said "how"

I said "I read the policy"

She said "all 129 pages"

I said "the exclusions section starts on page 47. The coverage section ends on page 34. There are 13 pages between them where they hoped nobody would look."

She looked at me

Then she said "you're unbelievable"

I said "I just saved us $744 a year and got a free dishwasher repair. I'm not unbelievable. I'm thorough."

She looked at the ceiling

The dishwasher works now

The warranty is canceled

And the policy has been read

By at least one person

Probably the first

Make common sense common again

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

If the elections were rigged by Democrats, you wouldn’t have won the White House and both chambers of Congress.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@WHYYNews They force you to get a passport to vote and then they make it harder to get a passport.

It’s almost as if they don’t want you to vote.

[Daniel Goldman @danielsgoldman]

Stadiums get multi-million dollar tax breaks, then jack up the price of concessions.

Everyone should be able to afford food at a game.

That’s why I introduced the HOTDOG Act — directing the FTC to study concession pricing at sports venues.

Hear what @BrooklynNets fans think!

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

.@BrettFavre With all due respect to one of the greatest QBs ever — I didn’t grow up knowing where the Packers played, what Lambeau Field was, or why people proudly wear cheese on their heads 🧀😄.
I watched. I learned. And now I get it.
That’s how @NFL football works. And honestly, that’s how the Super Bowl halftime show works too. It’s not about only watching what you already know — it’s about discovering what millions of your fellow Americans already love.
Bad Bunny isn’t “foreign” to the Super Bowl — he is America too 🇺🇸🇵🇷🎶. Different sounds, same country, same game.
The Super Bowl is big enough for frozen fields, cheese hats, country music… and Spanish lyrics.
That’s not losing tradition. That’s America showing how big the tent really is. 🏈❤️
And you should try Tembleque, Alcapurrias and Mofongo! Don’t be sad, be happy!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

They have the White House, House and Senate. If you're feeling like anyone needs to take back control, it's because you're unhappy under Trump's control.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

We should really all be retweeting this daily.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Asking an audience member to come up and tell a joke, and he nailed it 🤣🤣

[Tooth Chipper @Tooth_Chipper]

This is so accurate that I'm almost wheezing.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I think we could make this ratio better.

You know what to do!

[Anti Woke Memes @AntiWokeMemes]

Was it really like this back in the day?

[Johnny Cadillac @lippyent]

Sorry 😆

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

That was nice of him. I would have called you a cunt.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Important point:

[Bourbon Brotherhood @BourbonBrother]

#heat #summer #summerheat #heatadvisory #summertime #bourbon #whiskey #heatwave

[Bourbon Brotherhood @BourbonBrother]

Happy Father's Day!
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#fathersday #FathersDay2025 #bourbon #whiskey #drinking #parenting #fatherhood #dad #fathers