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[Garrett @garrettpantz]

@TMZ Damon is the freaking best! Common Walmart L

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I have decided to have a few pints of The Worlds Creamiest Stout @ForgedStout in support of my fellow actor, Brad Pitt!

Take it easy, Brad! ❤️

@ForgedStout is a 4.2%alc, true sociable and friendly delicious beverage.

Enjoy safely 🙏

[Garrett @garrettpantz]

@Demosmd09 @SpinninBackfist Sorry king

[Garrett @garrettpantz]

@Demosmd09 @SpinninBackfist Dog, Paramount Plus sub is so cheap 😭

[Clavicular @Clavicular0]

I can fix her

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Robert Pattinson playing this guy is gonna be such cinema

[Caleb @OKCowboysBraves]

Her name sounds like a debit card

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bears signed former Falcons WR Ray-Ray McCloud III.

[Asian12th 💍 💍 @Asian12th]

“Development wizard” from a guy who has to trade for a superstar player to cover every glaring flaw LMFAOOOO

[Kiwi Groyper 🥝 @oceanicgroyper]

sneako is getting married???

[Chiv of Rivia 🐺⚔️🇭🇹 @chxvalry]

Sometimes I have to check myself and figure out if I am really in the clutches of nostalgia. Then I see clips like this and all my doubts go away. These movies had sauce.

[kuz @kylekuzma]

Thirty years of women fighting to get this league built, and the question on the table this week is what a woman is. Needing a committee to find that answer is a disservice to every girl who was told this league was for her.

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: "Nobody wants to work anymore."

YOU: "I work 50 hours a week."

BOOMER: "Doing what, on a computer?"

YOU: "Yes. It pays $58,000."

BOOMER: "I made $18,000 and owned a house."

YOU: "That's the whole point."

BOOMER: "We didn't complain, we just worked."

YOU: "You worked one job and got a pension. I work one job and get a 401k match if I'm lucky."

BOOMER: "Nobody handed me anything."

YOU: "College was $600 a year. Your first house was 2x your salary. Your employer covered your family's health insurance."

BOOMER: "That was normal back then."

YOU: "Exactly. It was normal. Now it's impossible."

BOOMER: "So what do you want, a handout?"

YOU: "I want what was normal."

BOOMER: *silent*

You didn't outwork us.

You just lived in the version of the country where working was enough.

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Chihuahua owners be like “isn’t she so cute”

[T @toluu_ar]

All this just to die btw

[Garrett @garrettpantz]

@BN_Bears Come to papa, Crosby. They don’t love you there!

[Blake Glosson @blake_glosson]

"You don't run backwards and throw the ball in this league—unless you're Caleb Williams."
#Bears @CALEBcsw

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Chris Hansen’s voice vs Robert Pattinson’s voice in ‘Primetime’

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

https://t.co/zlwWpVF0Ou

[Craig @CS11__]

The role Jimmy Kimmel was born to play